How To Become A Crusader And Slay Infidels

Overview

This is a guide on how to be the best crusader in all o’ Skyrim.

Introduction

Have you ever wanted to conquer and spread your religion? Your good, right, almighty, dominant religion of Christianity? Need not risk looking through the unholy land for such a holy guide, for it is right here, in your religious, strong, male hands.

Have you ever desired to be this guy?

Or wanted the dominance of this man?

Or even perhaps the threatening appearance of this brave crusader?

This guide to being a crusader provides all this, and more. With this, you will split open every infidel’s skull. Spill every infidel’s intestines and inner organs. Rip every infidel apart. Limb. From. Limb.

Firstly, you must scream “DEUS VULT” every time you slay a filthy infidel.
Secondly, we must get you associated with how you shall appear under your holy armor.

Becoming the dominant male Christian

In order to become the dominant male Christian, you must fit the look.
Buff. Male. Good ancestry. Male. These are all key components to being a true holy crusader for your religion. Your right, superior, religion.

You must be a nord for good ancestry.

You must be a buff male to be superior and dominant.

Nothing else matters to be a true holy man.

Begin Your Crusade

Now that you have established the fact that you are a male, dominant, holy, male, Christian crusader, you can begin your crusade against the infidels. Follow in the steps of I, the slayer of infidels.