Overview
“Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. It’s the only way to become what you were meant to be.” -Kylo RenSo you want to be supreme leader huh? Well you’ve come to the right spot, this is a quick how to on becoming not only the best Supreme Leader possible, but also a quick how to on getting rid of those pesky Rebels!Step 1: Copy and Idolize Darth Vader your whole life, even though deep down you know you can’t live up to his reputationStep 2: Kill your father Step 3: Devote yourself to destroying the rebels and that pesky jedi ReyStep 4: Force telecommunicate trick with ReyStep 5: Fight ReyStep 6: Learn that the voices in your head were all lies and it was the Darth Sidious himself Step 7: Fight Rey some moreStep 8: Have your Mother die, realize your life was a lie and become “Bwen Sowlo”Step 9: Save Rey from Darth SidiousStep 10: Use more force item portal teleport transfer thingy and kill Knights of RenStep 11: Join the Rebels, ez clap.
Intro
So you want to be the best supreme leader huh?
Well you’ve come to the right spot, this is a quick how to on becoming not only the best Supreme Leader possible, but also a quick how to on getting rid of those pesky Rebels!
Instructions
Step 1: Copy and Idolize Darth Vader your whole life, even though deep down you know you can’t live up to his reputation
Step 2: Kill your father
Step 3: Devote yourself to destroying the rebels and that pesky jedi Rey
Step 4: Force telecommunicate trick with Rey
Step 5: Fight Rey
Step 6: Learn that the voices in your head were all lies and it was the Darth Sidious himself
Step 7: Fight Rey some more
Step 8: Have your Mother die, realize your life was a lie and become “Bwen Sowlo”
Step 9: Save Rey from Darth Sidious
Step 10: Use more force item portal teleport transfer thingy and kill Knights of Ren
Step 11: Join the Rebels, ez clap.