Overview
An in depth guide explaining how to please Todd Howard. It is important that you follow this guide step by step and do not even try to correct it. Failing to follow this guide in depth may result in unforeseen consequences such as: Falling trough the world, finding a bucket on your head when you wake up naked as well as being chased around by a man claiming to be a Courier.
Skyrim (2011)
In this section we shall cover the places you can buy the Original Version of Skyrim, including the secret and patched-out Steam Version. In order to do this you will need to no-clip trough time itself. This might prove to be difficult as Bethesda games are bug free. As such you might need to use cheat engine or smash your head into a bowl while running at a wall. All in real life of course as this would prove to be impossible in Skyrim.
PS3[www.worldofbooks.com]
Xbox 360[www.amazon.co.uk]
PC
Skyrim Legendary Edition
In this section we shall cover getting Level 100 Prestige Skyrim. In order to achieve this you must unlock all the achievements on the original version of Skyrim. Optionally you can preform a speedrun technique save and simply rename your first born child to Dovahkinn before sacrificing all your life savings to Alduin. You might wonder how to do this, however the solution is simple. Alduin shares the same Address as the Bethesda HQ! How lucky you are!
PC[www.amazon.co.uk]
PS3[www.amazon.co.uk]
Xbox 360[www.amazon.co.uk]
Skyrim Special Edition
A truly masterful level thou have achieved. This special gem can only be obtained by Bethesda’s OnlyFans whom have received it for free trough the act of owning the Legendary Edition (only on steam of course!) before the release of the Special Edition. However my fellow latecomes, do not fret. For you have been awarded with the unique opportunity to access this newest and most pristine Bethesda Title with 16x the details of the original for mere chump change! Rejoice and remember to raise a glass to our lord and saviour Todd. Three Cheers for him!
PC
PS4 and Xbox One[www.amazon.co.uk]
Switch[www.amazon.co.uk]
Skyrim VR
Bethesda has showered us fans with pure love and affection. In order to make sure Skyrim immersed us even further you can now put a bucket VR Headset on your own head in order to experience the world of Skyrim First Hand! Your Family and Friends should bid you goodbye for the time has come for you to set out and save the world. You just might be unable to go play any other version of skyrim afterwards– However owning them is very important. Todd will look at you sternly with a fatherly smile of disappointment if you do not. You do not want to disappoint Todd, do you?
It Just Works.
