Overview
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO CATCH A HUMAN IN THIS IN-DEPTH GUIDE
FIRST STEP
THE FIRST STEP IN THE SLIGHTLY TEDIOUS PROCESS OF CATCHING A PESKY HUMAN IS THIS: PURCHASE AN INCONSPICUOUS WHITE VAN. THIS MIGHT SEEM RANDOM BUT I ASSURE YOU, THE HUMAN CHILDREN SEEM TO FLOCK TO THE MAGICAL WHITE VAN.
THE SECOND STEP
ONCE YOU HAVE ACQUIRED YOUR NEW WHITE VAN, LAY IN WAIT UNTIL THE HUMANS FAVORITE HOLIDAY OCCURS, HALLOWEEN! WHEN YOU OFFER THE CHILDREN CANDY, THEY WILL ENTER YOUR WHITE VAN AND YOU CAN TAKE THEIR SOULS FOR THE UNDERGOUND!!!! HAPPY HUNTING!
-SINCERELY, THE GREAT PAPYRUS (HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD)
