Overview
In this guide I tell you how to complete all 25 endings of “Please Don’t Touch Anything.” Thats pretty much it. 🙂
Ending 1
After talking to the dude at the start, wait roughly one minute before he comes back.
Ending 2
Press the red button 20 times to shut down the power.
Ending 3
After hitting the red button once, flick the switch that appears and press the button once more to explode the city.
Ending 4
Click the red button twice to reveal a pad with three roman numerals. Click the roman numerals in this order: 132231. This will reveal four green buttons and a lever. Pull the lever left and put in the code 8367 on the num pad. Then click the green buttons on the grid in this pattern.
– – – X – – –
– – – – – – –
X – – – – – X
– – – – – – –
– – – – – – –
– – – – – – –
– X – – – X –
Ending 5
Click the red button 15 times to reveal a hammer. Pick up the hammer and smash the screen with the city on it. Click the ‘?’ and your game will close after a picture of the illuminati triangle appears.
Ending 6
Click 132231 into the roman numeral pad once again and pull the lever to the left. Put the code 8232 into the num pad and click the left arrow that appears at the bottom of the box.
Ending 7
Repeat ending 6, but instead click the right arrow.
Ending 8
Click the red button 8 times to reveal a screwdriver. Hover the screwdriver over the closed panel on the top right of the box. Click these buttons in this order: green red blue blue.
Ending 9
Enter in 132231 again into the roman numeral pad. Pull the lever to the left and enter 8367 into the num pad. Then enter 1243 into the 4 digit num pad on the bottom right.
Ending 10
Enter 132231 again. Now pull the lever to the RIGHT. Enter 0010001 for the code.
Ending 11
Enter 132231. Push the green buttons in this order: top left, top right, top right, top left.
Ending 12
Enter 132231. Pull the lever to the left. Enter 8367 into the num pad. Now enter 1211 into the bottom right num pad. Push the musical buttons in this order: 33211123
first button = 1
second button = 2
third button = 3
Ending 13
Enter 132231. Pull the lever to the left. Take out the screwdriver and hover the tip over the wires that connect the box to the screen to reveal a 9 digit long space. Enter 011235813 into the num pad.
Ending 14
Enter 132231. Push the green buttons in this order: bottom right, bottom left, bottom left, bottom right. This will reveal a click counter on the bottom right. Click the grey button on the counter until it reaches 276 and press the red button above the grey button.
Ending 15
Press the reset button until the game “City BOOM” appears on the screen. Click the red button to drop bombs onto the buildings to destroy every single building before your plane reaches the bottom.
Ending 16
Grab the hammer and hit the middle red button a few times. A monster will appear. Hit the monster and continue hitting the blood splots. Each splot takes 3 hits to destroy. After hitting the ones that appeared, hit the monster again. Repeat this until your screen starts shaking. NOTICE: There is a stream of blood while fighting the monster in the middle of the screen. If the blood reaches the reset button you will have to redo this ending.
Ending 17
Take the screwdriver and put it on the instructions sheet on the top left which will reveal three clocks. Now, either wait until midnight in real time or change your computer clock to midnight. You might have to do this a few times or change the time backwards a little from midnight before it works. Once you are successful, three green lights will appear above the three clocks and a ticket will be printed out. This ticket is different every game. In the roman numeral pad, enter the amount of red dots there are on each row from the bottom to the top of the ticket.
Ending 18
Enter 132231. Repeat ending 14, but instead, click the button 666 times. This will reveal a grid of symbols. Click every symbol except the 2 waves, the eyeball (the top left corner), the hour glass, and the key. Those items should be the only lit up items.
Ending 19
Enter 132231. Click the green buttons in this order: bottom right bottom left bottom left bottom right to reveal the click counter. After revealing the click counter, you also reveal a square that says “D4” on the top right of the box, keep that in mind. Also pull the lever to the left. Enter 8367 into the num pad. Click the green buttons on the green graph in this pattern:
– – – X – – –
– – – – – – –
– – – – – – –
– X – X – X-
– – – – – – –
– – – – – – –
– – – X – – –
A diamond will appear in the D4 box on the top right once you press the green grid buttons in that order. Now, open the color panel on the top right of the box with the screwdriver. Press the colors in this order: yellow red blue blue. Enter 4020 into the num pad. This will reveal a button and an open hole. Place the diamond into the open hole and press the button.
Ending 20
Repeat ending 2 then press reset. Now the screen should say “AWAITING INPUT.” Click the red button and more buttons will appear each time. You have to press all of the new buttons for more buttons to appear. If you have bad memory dont fear pressing all of the buttons to continue. Here is a map that shows which buttons appear each round:
5 4 2 5 4 6 6 4 3
6 6 3 6 1 5 2 6 5
4 6 5 3 5 6 4 5 6
Ending 21
After restarting the game, There should be a passport that appears on the bottom right of the screen. Click that and then click the X stamp.
Ending 22
Push the red button once. There should be a faint arrow to the right of the button, follow that arrow to reveal another arrow. Follow that arrow to reveal another arrow and so on. Once you reach the end, press the green buttons in this order:
3 4 – – 1
5 6 – – –
– – – 2 –
Ending 23
Enter 132231 into the roman numeral pad. Pull the lever to the left. Enter 2001 into the num pad. Click the dials until they spell Pluto like this: PL | U | TO. This will reveal a key in the middle dial. Open the color panel on the top right of the box. Press the color red four times to reveal a lock on the top left of the box. Put the key into the lock.
Ending 24
Enter 132231. Pull the lever to the right. Enter 1001111 into the binary pad.
Ending 25
Press reset. Go through the dialogue and push the button one last time. Also drink some cofee.