Overview
So you jump on the computer ready to play some Robocraft but then you see the dreaded message “Servers are down for maintenance”. You panic. How does one deal with this? This guide will help you come up with ways to deal with the thirty minutes of pure waiting and anxiety. DISCLAIMER duckduckseduce is not responsible for loss of matter, hypothermia, broken bones, death, super death, or any injury.
1. Freeze Yourself
Nothing passes time like cryogenicly freezing yourself. Once frozen you won’t even feel the time passing! I suggest sitting in a large bucket of ice water in the cold morning or night to freeze most effectively and quickly. Always have a person ready to unthaw you! (Hair dryer reccomended) Without out help a peaceful thirty minute freeze could turn into a thousand year ice age. Though chances are before that happens your body freezes up and you die. (forgot to mention that)
2. Time Travel
Invent a time machine and travel forwards in time! Not only is this safer than cryogenics but cooler too! Although it may take a tad bit of time and money to invent this, once operational it should work like a charm! I personally outfitted mine in an old Delorean. (It doesn’t work yet)
3. Travel At The Speed Of Light!
Yes this kind of applies to time travel but hear me out! If you manage to travel at the speed of light you will surpass all matter and hence make time null! Although light speed has never been achieved before you can still try! I suggest running down a down hill street on light up wheelie shoes. (heelys)
