Overview
This will teach you how to deal with Deathclaws
On a new character.
- : Realize you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
- : Run (pointlessy) for your life.
- : Fail at running away.
- : Accept that the deathclaw is going to mate with you.
- : ?????
- : Die.
On a more-suited-to-“deal”-with-Deathclaws Character.
- : Obtain a Mini-Nuke launcher with some Mini-Nukes.
- : Fire about half of your mini-nukes at one deathclaw.
- : Realize that in addition to the fact that the deathclaw you attempted to nuke is now pissed AF, it has brought some friends.
- : (MOST IMPORTANT STEP) attempt to get a screenshot that is Meme worthy.
- : Die.
What is going to happen to you when you fight a deathclaw.
first you’re heartrate will increase.
Then you will start sweating
And finally if you manage to kill it
you will flip ♥♥♥♥ about it being straight outta a nightmare