How to Die in Nuclear Throne (Before Loop)

Overview

This guide will teach you how to DIE in Nuclear Throne. Every single way you can die is in this guide, good luck dying!

Death #1 (Bandit Death)

Death Doesn’t Happen Often (Before Loop)

So you’re in 3-1, you get the worst spawn ever, about 15 bandits around you, and they all shoot, and you DIE.

Death #2 (Scorpion Death)

Death Happens 1 every 50 runs or so. (Before Loop)

My god these scorpions are annoying and when you think you’re having a good time you either touch one and lose 5 HEALTH or you get blasted with their attack and you die.

Death #3 (Big Maggot/Small Maggot Death)

Death really never happens unless you’re lucky. (Before Loop)

This death doesn’t really happen that much, but dying by a maggot. You’re at 1 health and you run right into a maggot and DIE A SAD LITTLE DEATH.

Death #4 (Big Bandit Death)

Death is not often but can happen. (Before Loop)

Big Bandit just charges into you and you die or big bandit traps you into a corner and rapes you with his gun until you DIE.

Death #5 (Rat Death)

Death is hard to get. (Before Loop)

Yeah so same with the maggot you die because you were already at low health and the RAT just TOUCHES YOU AND YOU DIE.

Death #6 (Gator Death)

Death happens 1 every 213891 runs. (Before Loop)

So you’re just walking along the level and you see a Gator (Any Type) and you try to confront it, and you DIE.

Death #7 (Crow Death)

Death happens every 1 out of 600 runs. (Before Loop)

Yeah so same with the gators you just run right into there bullets accidently, or you get trapped into a corner and get raped and killed Big Bandit style.

Death #8 (Fire Salamander Death)

Death is annoying and can occur every 1 out of 50 runs or so. (Before Loop)

So you’re just walking along in the Scrap Yard and you spot a Fire Salamander, AND THEN HE MURDERS YOU WITH HIS UNBLOCKABLE FIRE (unless you’re crystal)

Death #9 (Sniper Death)

Death can happen.

Yeah so when you get a bad spawn in the Scrap Yard with millions of snipers near you, YOU DEAD INSTANTLY AND GET BLASTED BY SNIPER BULLETS. (Unless you are our godfather Crystal.)

Death #10 (Big Dog Death)

Death is impossible unless you’re trash at the game.

Yeah so if you’re having trouble dodging big dog’s bullets and you DIE… you’re trash just uninstall the game already. (You can be our Godfather CRYSTAL if you’re trash and wanna survive big dog)

Death #11 (Crystal Spider Death)

Death can occur often if you don’t have good weapons.

Yeah so you’re just walking around Crystal Caves and millions of spiders trap you into a corner and with your trash gun you can’t defend yourself so you DIE.

Death #12 (Laser Crystal)

Death is gay and can happen often.

SERIOUSLY THESE GUYS ARE GAY AND I HAVE VIETNAM FLASHBACKS OF WHEN THESE GUYS WERE HARD TO KILL FOR ME.

Death #13 (Snow Bot Death)

Death, why must you do this?

These guys are the scum of the Wasteland, just charging at you dealing 4 DAMAGE when they touch you, and these guys in a group charging at you means you are DEAD.

Tip = Scarier Face and Gamma Guts is good for these kids, because you won’t have to worry about them charging at you and killing you because they just charge into you and kill themselves.

Death #14 (Robot Wolf Death)

Death can happen 1 every 30 runs or so.

These guys aren’t as bad as the gay SNOWBOTS, because you can dodge their attack easily, but you can still die if they are in a group together.

Death #15 (Snow Tank/Golden Snow Tank Death)

Death can happen 1 every 20 or so runs if you’re lucky.

We all know these Snow Tanks are Pieces Of Garbage, but guys we all have to FORGIVE them for ending our runs because we were distracted and got blasted by their bullets.

Death #16 (Lil’ Hunter Death)

Death is Death.

I never would’ve dreamed in a million years I’d see, So many people who feel like me
Who share the same views and the same exact beliefs, It’s like army marchin’ in back of me.

BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES LIL’ HUNTER BECAUSE HE/SHE JUST COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND MURDERS YOU IN COLD BLOOD AND DOES THAT GAY LAUGH WHEN HE/SHE JETS DOWN AND WHEN HE KILLS YOU HES/SHES LIKE “HEHEHEHEHHEHEHDBEHHEHEHE” AND HE SHOULD CONSIDER SUICIDE

maybe i’m over reacting because Lil’ Hunter used to be a pain but now she’s/he’s easy..

and maybe Lil 🅱unter is non-binary

Death #17 (Freak Death)

Death is really hard to achieve.

These Fish type losers just trap you or you run out of ammo and DIE. Gamma Guts is recommended if you don’t wanna waste ammo.

Death #18 (Explo Freak Death)

Death happens if you’re distracted killing Freaks or something.

These guys just come out of no where out of the crowd of Freaks and BOOM you DIE.

Death #19 (Rhino Freak Death)

Death rarely happens because they are so slow.

These guys can’t kill you often because they are slow as balls and you just execute them and load alot of bullets into them but you can still die by them.

Death #20 (Necromacer Death)

Death never happens.

You have been pranked, you can’t die by the Necromancer because they do no damage but summon Freaks that you can insta-kill in like 2 seconds.

Death #21 (Turrent Death)

Death happens 1 every 3984823483248923894239048375 runs.

The Turrent is easy to dodge and you won’t die often by this machine. You can just hide behind a wall and let it shoot its 10 bullets and then come out of hiding and destroy it to bits.

Death #22 (Guardian Death)

Death happens only if you’re complete garbage.

So these guys attack by releasing three slow-moving green orbs and are really easy to dodge, you can still die of course, if you are

GARBAGE

Death #23 (Explo Guardian Death)

Death happens 1 every 25 or so runs.

These guys shoot really fast in a tight 360 degree spread but are easy to kill (for me) and you can still die I guess…

Death #24 (Dog Guardian)

DEATH WHY DEATH WHY

Okay, I’ve been waiting to get to these pieces of FILTH. THEY CHARGE AT YOU, THEY BOUNCE OFF WALLS, THEY ARE WORSE THEN THE SNOWBOTS. NOT TO MENTION THEY HAVE SO MUCH HEALTH AND THEY SHOULD ALL GET NUKED.

Tip = YOU ALWAYS NEED A HIGH DAMAGE GUN TO MURDER THESE PIECES OF TRASH DOWN INTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!

AND BY THE WAY THIS ENEMY HAS MORE HEALTH THEN LIL 🅱UNTER!

Death #25 (The Nuclear Throne Death)

Death often happens the first few times you fight the Throne but becomes easy.

How to Die from The Throne.

1. Stand in the middle of the Throne and wait for the gigantic laserbeam to burn you to a crisp.
2. Run right into the Throne’s bullets.
3. Die while trying to Destroy the generators.
4. Random Crown Guardians that show up to distract you.

Death #26 (The Nuclear Throne 2 Death)

Death happens the first few times you try to loop.

How to Die by The Throne 2

1. Run Right into The Throne 2’s Bullets
2. Couldn’t Dodge the Laserbeams

Death #27 (The Loop)

Death happens when you first loop a couple of times.

So you just looped, you are super hyped, you just unlocked Rebel, now you are in L1 1-1, you see alot of enemies and you go in guns blazing, but then you die.

R.I.P better luck next time.

Death #28 (Assassins)

Death happens if you can’t kill them in time.

I forgot to put this on the list, so I’ll put it on the list now.

Assassins are really gay and deserve to die. If you can’t kill them in time, they will kill you.

Kill or be Killed.

Death #29 (Ballguy Death)

Death never happens unless you’re complete and utter trash.

I also forgot to put this on the list.

These are the frogs that run around and when you kill them they explode and stuff. They are really easy to kill but I guess you can still die by them if you’re

T R A S H

Death #30 (MOM Death) (Loop Boss)

Death does Happen often.

Does 10 Damage on contact and spills toxic gas EVERYWHERE and then gives birth on the battlefield to ballguys which are easy to kill but annoying and if you aren’t careful you will

DIE

Death #31 (Hyper Crystal Death) (Loop Boss)

Death can occur often.

This kid does a million damage on contact and spawns LASER CRYSTALS which are already annoying enough and you will

DIE

If you’re not careful (just like MOM)

This boss sucks

Death #32 (Technomancer Death) (Loop Boss)

Death can occur.

This boss does no damage but is annoying as balls because he spawns Nechromancers and the Nechromancers spawn Freaks and the Technomancer also spawns Turrents which in the loop are really annoying so have a great day dying the first time you meet this boss.

Death #33 (Captain Death) (IDPD Boss)

DEATH

She will be a pain to fight, the first time, the second time, and so on, this boss is hard.

next time don’t die.

Death #34 (Your Own Explosion Death)

Death can’t occur unless you have a explosive weapon without boiling veins.

Yeah, you think you’re cool blowing people up, but guess what, YOU DON’T HAVE BOILING VEINS!

BOOM!

YOU’RE DEAD

Death #35 (Toxic Gas Death)

Death… How do you die from this before the loop?

Yeah before the loop its easy to avoid but if you come in contact with it your health will be gone and I bet you will die if you can’t escape the toxic gas.

Death #36 (Car Death)

Death can occur without boiling veins

Yeah so a enemy or you blew up a car and you died by that car.

rip

Death #37 (IDPD Death)

Death can occur alot on loop.

Do you love getting ran over by IDPD vans?

THEN LOOP NOW!

Do you love getting murdered by IDPD freaks?

THEN GET TO LOOP 3!

Do you love DYING BY IDPD IN GENERAL!