Overview
turn that monkaS into a PogW with this very simple, very epic guide :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglassses:(not guaranteed to turn every cringe baby into based chad)
So you want to be funny?
I’m already funny. You aren’t.
How do I be funny?
First, we need to identify what constitutes the funny.
In order to do that, we’ll take some examples of what I have deemed to be “hilarious” and isolate the elements that made the participants pog the hardest.
Example 1.
The drawing is a poor recreation of the thumbnail from OneyPlays’ gameplay video of Black Baby, titled “black baby is the key.” The caption reads “HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH [PERSON] IS GAY, LAUGH NOW”. This satirical irony comment pokes fun at the common Tee K.O. trope of making slogans that are nothing but calling the other contestants ♥♥♥♥*sexual.
Shirt 2, which is less funny (because I didn’t make it) has the slogan “Tap to c*um on Marges t*its.” in reference to the infamous PHub advertisement. The drawing is a plane ticket to Melbourne, Australia. In retrospect, clearly Shirt 1 is much funnier than Shirt 2 and really should’ve won that battle, ♥♥♥♥ you Karen you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ why did you have to vote for your boyfriend’s shirt over mine stupid incel.
Example 2.
Shirt 1… look at that muscle structure, those well defined curves, those curvaceous thighs, those succulent elbows, those captivating red eyes…
This drawing is an absolute Minecraft Mondays out of Wholesome Chungus 100.
But then we see Shirt 2’s design. In case you haven’t privileged enough to have been acquainted with this dear fellow by now, this is a rendition of the fantastic Bruno Diferente. Here is a link to one of his many wonderful videos. Definitely a hyperlul moment.
The slogans for these shirts are no less poggers than their sketched counterparts, as here we see some of the greatest writing we have on offer. The Big Chungus shirt’s slogan is a verbatim transcript of the lyrics to Your Favourite Martian’s Transphobic Techno, a side project of Ray William Johnson. On the right, the opening lines to the world famous C*UM ZONE music video. It’s enough to bring a tear to a red pilled gigachad’s eye.
Example 3.
So I’m just going to give up here.
How do I be funny? (contd.)
Honestly, I’ve given up hope. These shirts are just too good.
I mean, just take a look at this one:
Honestly, I don’t think I could ever play Jackbox Party Pack 3’s Tee K.O. again without an utter underlying shame pervading my every thought as I’d have to cope with the realisation that nothing I would ever make from that point forward could ever be as funny as these shirts. That’s a real MonkaW.
Can I at least *try* to be funny?
Yep.
STEP 1: Finding material.
Keep up with current events. Specifically the outrageous shenanigans that insidiously grapple onto internet culture and don’t loosen their firm grasps on our collective psyches for months or even years. Things like dogecoin, Elon Musk, coom, Tyler1, medium chungus, pogchamp, pewdiepie, minecraft, fortnite, coronavirus, my nama jeffrey epstein, whatever youtuber is making the rounds on social media that afternoon… If you can make a racy, edgy, or borderline braindead slogan or drawing of it, you’re good to go.
And if that doesn’t work, just draw anime girl ahegao. It works for me.
STEP 2: Utilising your material.
Before the drawing stage has even begun, pull up images of celebrities, video games, family guy funny moments, or whatever you want on Bing(tm) on half of your monitor (or another monitor entirely if you’re a rich kid) and prepare to etch-a-sketch of them in the short time frame you have. Make it purposefully bad so the funny value increases fourfold.
Then, once you move on to the writing stage, incorporate buzz words wherever you can to maximise the funny. If you run out of ideas or had none to begin with, just say c*um, s*hit, p*iss, or poop over and over again and you’ll get a laugh or too. Actually, saying nothing but c*um might be funnier than anything else you could’ve written because c*um is the baseline for funny.
STEP 3: Using other people’s funny to be the ultimate funny.
So, now your amazing work has been distributed to the other players. Splendid. All of that effort drawing Big Chungus deepthroating Bill Cosby out the back of a Walmart has gone to waste because someone else is profiting from your hard work. So now what? Well, assuming the hand you’ve been dealt is a good one, you construct a shirt. If you have garbage drawings, literally any slogan will suffice. If you have good drawings, find a slogan that is the polar opposite of whatever the drawing is. Or choose the slogan that suspiciously seems like it was made to complement that one specific drawing.
Congratulatons, you’re now almost as funny as a fourth grader.
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