Overview
Goat Simulator features a deep combat engine. Ensure your greatest (and only) enemy in the game takes a real… BLEATing.
KNOW THINE ENEMY
First off, we’ve got to find our assailant.
You know that big crane near the unfinished parking garage? He’s inside the blue shipping container hanging off the end of it!
To reach him, first ascend to the top of the parking garage using your favorite means. On the very highest level, there’s a mattress. If you can maintain enough consecutive bounces on the mattress, you’ll be able to pop onto the top of the shipping container the crane is holding steady.
From the top of the shipping container, carefully backstep at an angle off the side of the crate facing the crane’s main support beam. You should see an opening right below you.
AS SOON AS YOU START TO FALL, hold forward into the crate. If you’re lucky, you’ll be inside!
NOW GO FORTH AND SPAR
BE CAREFUL. He will attack the moment you set foot in the shipping container.
Steel your nerves, hold your breath, and HEADBUTT THAT ROBOT, fellow goatsplorer!
If you time things just right, he’ll go flying. You’ll win.
Now… grab that trophy thing lying behind him. You won indeed.
VICTORY. BUT AT WHAT COST?
Who was that robot/alien?
Did he have family? His children… oh no. Think of them.
You monster. You muttony monster.