How To Forest (for new players)

Overview

just a useful, guide on how to play this open world game

The Plane

You start off on a plane full of rëtards who just want to fly to the tennis finale of Novak Djokovic VS Keemstar but your dumb cünt pilot OD’d on sleeping pills and made u crash. You wake up to see your Drug Addict Son who had no intent of going to the finals with you get grabbed a naked native who will later bring you son so his German Dungeon Pôrn Chamber called Àuschwitz and teach him what ªnal is

Looting the plane area

You get up after a sleep from the crash and see a axe at the hole in the plane which is in Ms.America’s chest cavity. You decide to ignore it and eat every meal which somehow it still in perfect shape after the crash and take the spare sleeping pills from the Pilots corpse and exit the plane with the axe and smack the shït out of every suitcase you see. After 2 minutes of smacking shït you pick up some sticks and rocks and start you useless adventure.

The Adventure

After looting the plane you decide to go walk around and kill every lizard you see and chase all of the rabbits until you slaughter thier tiny bodies and get their skin for reason that you don’t know of. You walk around more until you find a mutant than freak the fûck out and run or attack it. After you nearly die you take the the sleeping pills from the pilot and you somehow fully healed to smack the shït out of another mutant.

Building A Home

After you finished killing every living thing on sight you decide to open the crafting book and choose the treehouse because you thing treehoused are cool. You open your book and put a treehouse down and see you need over 90 fûcking logs so you start the deforestation and cut down over 50 trees so you can build the fancy treehouse that you expected to be good. After cutting down every tree in a 100 meter radius you think what the fûck am i doing with my life then cook some shît you slaughtered and go into that cave you ssaw bats fly out of and give you a fûcking heart attack

The Cave

After looking around for about 20 minutes until you find that cave enterance again and take off your headset expecting more bats and then you realise there are none. then you slide down the rope and somehow not get ropeburn and pull out you a BIC lighter which provide barley any light and you see a shït load of mutants and you think fûck that and go back up the rope like the little fûcking bïtch you are. In roughly 20 seconds you go down the rope again and get råped by mutants

Death

After getting analed by the mutants you are killed and spawn inside a cave and wonder what you are doing there since you had the smart idea of choosing singleplayer even when playing alone so you walk arouond to see there are more mutants and they kill you and it turns into game over so you leave the game and play it again in 5 updates later and repeat the cycle