Overview
This is a simple guide on how to Halo. In this guide I will be teaching you, the average Halo player, how to Halo.
How to Halo in Halo 1
How To Halo, Halo 1
To start, common Halo 1 walky thingys, are as described,
W – forward
A – left
D – right
S – forward but opposite direction
M1 – shooty pew pew
M2 – zoomy zoom zoomers
Q – slap
F – pineapple thrower
SpaceBar – where astronauts get drunk
E – how to stuff im stuff
LeftCtrl – crouch
These are all the keys you’ll ever need to Halo 1, however some people get confused with Halo 1 on pc, having released after Halo Reach, they ask themselves, “Why is this guy walking so slow? How to run?” Well then fear not, I golden answer of truth await you You can’t
How to Halo, Halo 2
How to Halo in Halo 2
The general Halo 2 Movement binds are as listed
W – forward
A – left
D – right
S – forward but like the other way
M1 – how to shoot
M2 – makes everything get closer and bigger
Q – wife beater
F – YEET
Spacebar – jump
E – Press E to commit tax fraud
LeftCtrl – crouch
Just like in the Halo 1 section of How to Halo, some people asking, “Well if this is a newer game whats the sprint button?” Well to put it simply THERE IS NO SPRINT, THERE IS NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPRINT SO STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASKING HOW TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPRINT IN HALO 2, SPRINT WONT COME AROUND UNTIL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HALO REACH SECTION.
How to Halo, Halo 3
How to Halo in Halo 3
W – forward
A – left
D – right
S – forward but not forward
M1 – shoot
M2 – zoom
Q – slap
F – poop throw
SpaceBar – going up on a tuesday
E – for do the stuff
LeftCtrl – crouch
LeftShift – throwing powerups
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How to Halo, Halo Reach
How to Halo in Halo Reach
W – forward
A – left
D – right
S – forward but behind
M1 – pewer
M2 – zoom in gun
Q – *meaty whack* both chuckle
F – throw big boom boom ball
SpaceBar – use to jump
E – how to enter car
LeftCtrl – crouch
LeftShift – Oh boy, its armor lock time
Here we are all you people that complained about not being able to sprint, CONGRATS!!!!!!!