Overview
Are you tired of having a horrible, cruddy, lil sad excuse of a life?Well look no further ! Because this guide will rejuvenate your meaningless lifestyle to something brand new !!If you follow along, then you will surely have a clear outlook on life and change everything about yourself for the better !!! No more depression and no more bleaching days ! Those are all over and in the past if you take this into account !!
• The First Step To The Many New Steps Of An Enriched Lifestyle •
- Stop playing this game right now. You will lose everything if you don’t.
They will steal your kids, your wives, your husbands, your doggies and your joy. Most importantly your joy. None of what was mentioned before resembles your joy.Uninstall this immediately or else the effects will start to kick in. You will grow a fedora and a neckbeard will arrive to your doorsteps and hop right onto you. Hipster shades will extrude from your eyeballs and your tie will turn into a bowtie. You will gain a million-and-twenty pounds and Walmart carts will be open only for you. Kids will automatically call you harsh names like ‘newb and ‘tryhard’. Your mum will stop calling at Christmas. The neighbours will send bombs to you. ISIS will come after you and only you. And the biggest of all, Gaben will no longer love you; all of your millions of hours praising him will mean nothing to him but a mere parasitical abandoning. You will become a pleb.
I am trying to save you from disaster.
QUIT PLAYING NOW.
– You’re welcome –