Overview
you guys all love goro majima and you probably want him to put a big dent in your soft skull with his baseball bat, unfortunately he does not exist…. BUT i have found a way to bring goro majima into the real world!!! first things first, you must buy anything that comes with a silica gel pack in it. if you eat the pack, you will be transported to the yakuza universe! second thing you must do is go to goro majimas house and hide in there until he comes home from work. once he does, you must spring out from your hiding place and grab him from behind. he will start saying japanese ♥♥♥♥ so you have to knock him out. next thing you must do is find a silica gel pack in the yakuza world. you can find it by killing a child and and holding him for RANSOM!!! NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLACKMAIL ITS RANSOM OH MY GOD. and stealing his mommy credit card in return for her son. but dont give her the son cuz he dead just go buy some beef jerky or something. go back to majimas house and eat the silica gel while holding on to him. you will be in the real world and you can finally carry out your love fantasies with goro majonga from yakooma. be careful though. he will escape you dont have a big yellow tooth near him. i have lost 3 and i dont know where they are but this fourth one has bee with me for a couple months now. annnd i tought him racial slurs like a parrot so now his only english is the n word and other slurs. if your majima starts secreting oil profusely, you must close and lock all the doors in your house because he is going to do the goro oil attack from the game where he will slide around your house trying to break through doors. the tooth has no bearing on this attack. you need to pour table salt on him to make him stop, he will be a bit wrinkly for a day but he will be normal later. you cant let him learn your name either, if he does, he will yell eal loud at you 🙁 . i dont do much with my majima i mostly make him sing karaoke for food but not much else. he will also not be wearing clothes for long because he slips out of them in the oil attack, so if you do not want a naked japanese man in your house, do not do this. if you want to send him back, you cant. either kill him or release him you can bring characters from the video game world into real life but not the other way around. also he will not be your husband he will hate you. in total the only reasons to bring goro majima to the real world is to have your way with him, have him fight you, kill him, or torture him. you will never make him happy, he hates you and will damage your property as much as possible. i dont recommend bringing this dumb ass into the real world if you arent a psycopath who wants to torture an innocent video game man. also if you bring 2 to real life they will team up on you and escape. sorry to dissapoint.