Overview
Alright yo, this guide is gonna teach ya howta make it rain. All yo homies gonna be jealous of that paper u be makin!!!!11!
Road to Riches
So you started playing Adventure Capitalist, and wanna learn how to make some paper? Well, you’re in luck and/or clicked on a guide for help! Remember, I was once poor like you. But then I got gud, and so will you! Below is an incredibly helpful and descriptive guide on how to maximize your profits and manage your investors effectively.
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The real way to make money is to just be a straight up gangsta like me. Let’s start out by buying 69 of everything. After you do that, hire some scrubs to click things for you. Real thugs don’t do work. You’ll be making some serious dollaz in no time. Now we can buy some upgrades to make bein gangsta even easier. So simple a leetle keed could do it.
But watcha gonna do with all that dough? Buy 69 more of everything. Buy more scrubs. Buy more upgrades. Keep repeating.
And that’s all there is to it!
Now you’re ready to take on the streets and make some paper. Follow the instructions and you’ll retire as one gangsta old man.
