How to: Outlast

Overview

For all you kids out there trying to play Outlast for the first time.

Because your buddy dared you to play

• Step 1:

  Turn off all lights because you’re tough and can make it through this game.

• Step 2:

  
  Put on your big boy pants (or diapers).

• Step 3:

  Load up Outlast.

• Step 4:

  
  Start walking around wondering why everyone is so afraid of this game.

• Step 5:

  
  Nothing has happened. Start wondering where the jumpscares are actually going to begin. Get anxious. Your own shadow begins to scare you in-game.

• Step 6:

  
  The jumpscare. Congrats, you just ♥♥♥♥ your pants.

• Step 7:

  You either keep playing knowing you lost the bet, or exit it with the last bit of dignity you still have left.