Overview
In this Guide I will be discussing about the game Light Bearers and why it is actually one of t he most fantastic games on earth and why everyone should at least play this once in their life. I will going over reasons for playing and what you can expect in this guide. If you have any problems about my guide then please do tell me in the comments and I will gladly not give 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ and let you get on with your life because you haven’t realised what this is yet. BTW I usually stream light bears so if you want to just pop on by or join my game please do :> Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/bredau
Beginning
First off, this is light bears so you’re bound to get some bad team mates and they won’t know about the funny Fortnite burger. And if they don’t know about the fortnite burger god help them. Light bears requires a ♥♥♥♥ing NOKIA to run so don’t worry, and if you can’t run it then your PC is probably a ♥♥♥♥ing HP Printer that has run out of CYAN ink.
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What is Light bears?
Light bears is pretty cool not gonna lie. If you don’t like this game then you probably are the type of person to swap the toilet paper so it faces the opposite way you Stupid paper clip. Light bears is a hide and seek type game and requires you to be able to jump around like a mother thinking their child (btw it isn’t actually their child, they just went to a primary school) and they fed the child a nice lollipop and now they are quite literally bouncing off the walls. That’s light bears, if you can’t jump around like a crazy ♥♥♥♥ then you’re a bit of a spoon.
Why play light bears?
If you have it then you’d better be playing it otherwise i’ll hire a sniper to come and break yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nose, apologise, dab on yo wound, and then take yo pc and run light bears for ya. Nah but really Light bearers is a pretty sick game and is really quite the fun time if you’re hangin with some fellas and just wanting to play a few games. Plus it’s a free game, and we all know that free stuff is pretty cool.
The game itself.
Where servers are on light bearers?
Basically bloody well anywhere, I am in Australia which means I usually play on the map Dry Rock but i’ll get to that soon. No matter where you are you can basically play light bears with some good ping. Even if it may say 200 ping you can still play the game with some very intense moments and can actually make you scream at some points.
Maps?
Yeah yeah the maps, you need to identify which maps are good and which ones are crap. Simple, it’s your choice (except for Maze… F*** maze…) Now because I come from Australia Dry Rock is the main one that I like because it’s what i’m use to. Y’know like the desert and ♥♥♥♥. That stuff is pretty nice plus the heat is actually bearable (pun not intended.)
Characters?
Yes you can become almost anything of your choicing, including a chef, plague doctor, or even a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knight it’s your choice on what you wanna be. Now I cannot forget about the shadows. Simple choice for the shadows. Always the penguin and don’t play shark in my lobby or i’ll just throw you into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lagoon.
Final comment
Final part of this because jesus balls maccas rags on 2 towel racks swinging in the bathroom i’m getting tired.
If you ever find the the play “Julian” Or “Jule Pod” Please feel free to tell him he is a gigantic spoon and also spent over $300 on fortnite thanks :>