Overview
So, these will be a guide of how to play Loki, especially for new players as they need that win ratio up! Let’s get roiiight, into teh guide! *WARNING: DONT ACTUALLY PLAY LOKI PLZ*
What is Loki and how do I get him?
Loki is a son of a…ice thing. He is really skillful, and requires so much skill. He needs so much skill, you have to buy that skill. And that skill is loki.
You get him by buying him. How do you buy him you may ask? By using a futuristic currency, known as “Favour”. Amazing, isn’t it?
How skilled is Loki?
Well now, thank you for asking! I have played Loki so much that I can evaluate his skill and the thought process players must go through to play him correctly. I r8 him 8/8 m8 u sk8r. W8!
He is so skillful, all you have to do is spam that 1 and 3 button and walk up to a target. Do this 5 times and you get a penta! I hope this sastisfies you need to know about Loki!
Why should I play Loki?
Well, there are a couple of reasons why:
1. He has a really simple clear, press 2 on a wave and see all that gold and exp coming through.
2.He can’t box very well, his 1 needs more damage on it as I feel it is not enough to help box. Hi-Rez should also make him take less damage in his 1, as he gets nuked all the time. His 3 should last for more basic attacks, as 1 is just not enough. His ultimate is too strong, so they should buff it.
4.He is very storng in comabt. I can tell you from 0.1 hours of playtime on Loki, he needs a buff.
3.**DONT ACTUALLY PLAY HIM PLZ**
I win all my games now. Am I good enough?
No, no you are not. You need to win more that all your games. You need to win the game at life. And to do that, you must repeat after me:
Our Hi-Rez in SMITE,
hated is that name,
Your company shall rise
Your gods will be done,
on SMITE as it is in Hi-Rez.
Give us this day our daily gems,
and forgive us our skins,
as we also have forgiven our credit cards,
And lead us not into exclusive skins,
but deliver us from DOTA 2.
**WARNING**
DON’T ACTUALLY PLAY LOKI, I HACK PEOPLE’S ACCOUNTS WHEN THEY PLAY LOKI SO YOU BETER BE SAFE YOU PIECE OF- Nah jk but don’t play loki this was only for the lols