Overview
Hey you! Wanna get good at playing Melting in Loops 1 and forward? Well, back the ♥♥♥♥ up let me show you how this ♥♥♥♥ is done.
THE MOST IMPORTANT, CRUCIAL STEP THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO BE GOOD AT MELTING
Just right click. That’s it. Oh yeah, and something about taking Brain Capacity when you get level Ultra. You might wanna take Throne Butt too as Melting. Maybe???
Dood Jing
Dodging. Dodging is also very important in Loop as any character, but especially as Melting because he gets killed in 1-3 hits depending on the damage of the attack, as well as if you have Rhino Skin and Strong Spirit. A good strategy is to look at the bullet/projectile that is approaching you, and move out of the way while focusing on the projectile still. Though eventually with all of the enemies on screen you wont really have to focus on dodging so much because it just becomes a cluster♥♥♥♥ of explosions.
JUST REMEMBER:
Don’t get hit, and you’ll be good to go.
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Weapons (Meta meta meta meta meta meta meta meta meta meta)
So. You’ve been right clicking, you’ve been dodging, bobbing and weaving. That’s pretty good so far. You’re well on your way to becoming the greatest right-clicker in the world. (AKA Melting Main) But wait. Stop what you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doing right now. I don’t give a damn what you’re holding right now, it could be your 2-month old infant child, it could be your penis, it could be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anything. If you’re not using the meta weapons, you’re not making it anywhere. So, what kind of weapons, you might ask? WELL BUCKLE UP BIG BOY SIT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOWN CAUSE WE’RE GOIN’ ON A RIDE.
Super Plasma Cannon.
That’s right, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right here. Now, in order to use the SPC to its full extent, you’ll want to take Trigger Fingers. Laser Brain is optional, but if offered it, you’ll want to take it, as it amplifies the damage and effectiveness of the SPC.
Ultra Shovel.
The Ultra Shovel is one of, if not the best melee weapons to have in the game. You’ll really need to be wary of your ammo, or in this case, rad consumption, because if you’re not careful, you will be killed very easily. Also, take Long Arms. Just do it, please. Something something something, take Trigger Fingers as well.
An Actual Tip
The one serious tip I can give though is just be persistent. Don’t give up, and just keep practicing. You’ll get better, you just have to stick with it. Anyway, thanks for reading this BS guide I guess.