Overview
The perfect guide for making bad choices that ruin your saves
Starting out in your first village
You are finally done with that garbage tutorial and you want to explore the new place you are in. What better way than to break into peoples homes in search of that sweet sweet groschen. Below are the steps to complete this task.
Step 1
See that the villager has left his door unlocked this will not be his day
Step 2
See that the unlucky man was not in fact out of his house drinking in the tavern like any normal peasent but instead decided to go to bed early like a loser.
Step 3
Time to slowly back out of the house before this idiot wakes up and starts screaming
Step 4
Thomas screams at the top of his lungs
I COULD DO WITH A BITE TO EAT
Step 5
Well he heard me only one thing to do now
Step 5 and a half
Oh no
Step 6
He obviusly knows to much right it would be better to kill him
Step 7
Oh wait my reputation is affected by this
Step 8
Rinse and repeat for each town in Kingdom come and your experience will be complete.
This is a joke guide if you couldn’t tell but leave a like if something like this has happened to you.