Overview
U mae bee wonderrringe howe too sanick well in thees gydie i shoe u howe.9087^
Introoe
Well, in this dang-diddly-darn guide, i show u how to properly sanic.
Chapter 1: Da baysicks
Da first ting u haff two know is how to crack an egg… man. Now, to propwrly crack an egg, u need 2 take the eggman, raise him above ur head and thwack him on a hard surface. alternative ways can be used. one alternative is to let him build up amazing inventions and robot unlike the world has ever seen…. and then destroy them, which cracks him mentally, as he’s been spending his whole life building these thing, and now he has nothing. Congratssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,,,, u are now 1 step further to reaching maximum sanic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2: Techniques
In diss chapelture, i teach good tech to enhance your sanicing experience.
Do Da Spinny Thing:
Sanic spins. And so should you.
Go Fast:
In oreder to sanic, u must go fast, so fats, that you rip through the very fabric of time and space.
Though be careful, as being fast may make feel as though you drank a depresso espresso. 🙁
CONNCLOOSHUNNN
In Connclooshunn, sanicing reckwires you to master deese teckhneecksse.
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