How to suck at Kerbal Space Program.

Overview

So, most guides for this game tell you how to do good, but heres the thing: Doing good at this game is really really hard. So instead I am here to teach you how to suck at the Kerbal Space Program.

Step 1: Creating Your save

Really simple, go to new game and hit save, self explanitory, right. Well if you can’t do it I don’t know what to tell you. Well that image won’t help.

Step 2: Building Your Rocket

So this is pretty easy, all you need is a cockpit, and some fuel + engines. I reccomend the kind that explode into giant clouds of smoke, like this. If your rocket did not look like it will explode like that, then you are a failure, go kill 20 kerbals, and come bak.

Step 3: Launch

So you have done it. Your ship is build and it looks like a real doozy. Now if you are like me, you probably at least tried to make it somewhat work, but your ship may have ended up like this. That is okay, you just didn’t make it work, don’t worry though it will still explode. Now for the rest of you, your ship will launch into space, where you can either get really high and point the ship at the ground, or go off and find points in space to kill kerbals. Of course if you are really trying to suck then you wouldn’t be going to space. Well if you are right then you will get results like the picture shown earlier. This one:

Step 4: Send me links to screenshots of your failures and we can turn this into some giant epic booth of failure

I think the section title says it all. Please send screenshots of your fails and you will be featured here if good enough. Good luck, and may the worst player have fun. Anyone who contributes will get their recognition.