Overview
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Here’s the guide
Okay so you wanna survive. Looks like you’re a Lynx Thingy Animal (from now on referred to as LTA.)
Tundra Area
When you first enter this place you’ll be surrounded by wolves, which I’m going to call Predictable Circus wolves (Now known as PCs.) Unless you arrive in spring/summer, the PCs will chase you and likely kill a baby LTA. There is also a cave belonging to a Suspicious Ice Creature Killer (SICK) which is actually a polar bear but I wanted to spell sick so yeah okay….
PCs have nothing to do with the SICK and don’t even take notice of the SICK.
The SIC has a chance of killing you. And your cubs. This makes you a Bear Animal Death Mother (BAD Mother.) If you manage to become a BAD Mother then you should probably run.
Home Area (now referred to as Den Area Danger, DAD.)
The DAD is the place you want to go to if you want all your baby LTAs to survive. Yeah that’s surely true. There are some Eagle Animal Treachery (EAT) to watch out for on the plains. If you experience some EAT then you should stay where you are in the DAD with your baby LTAs.
If a baby LTA is taken by an EAT you need to jump on the EAT. The EAT dies. Unless you Tragically Miss (TM). If you TM, get ready to lose your favourite cub.
The EAT laughs.
Mountain Area (Dangerous Omen Of Madness, DOOM.)
When you arrive at the DOOM you will see loads of rabbits and stuff and deer so have a nice time Calmly Hunting (CH). If you enter the Highlands while hunting it is Calmly Hunting Eerie Edible Sucker of Eating (CHEESE). If you enter the lowlands while hunting it is Calmly Hunting in Bear Territory (CHBT). If you’re in bear territory in the highlands, welcome to wifi, It’s called BT. (Bear Territory). A bear will now be known as a Big Old Object Man (BOOM). If a BOOM sees you it will stand and roar. Run for your life. Run behind rock. This is called Run Unless No-one can (RUN).
Just RUN.
Lake Area (Stupid Lake Edible Eating Panda, SLEEP.)
When you arrive at the SLEEP you will see many areas such as the Stupid Snake Swamp (SSS) the Fabric Fabled Forest (FFF) and the Lingering Little Lake (LLL). Together they are the SSSFFFLLL SLEEP. There are pretty much no dangers here, good luck, LTAs.