Overview
If you want to learn from the best AOE II player in the history of MLG, then you’ve come to right place. This guide will teach you the ways of a true conqueror. If you want to avoid getting wrecked, then read the entirety of this manual of world domination.
How To Wreck Newbs
Start to mine gold and and collect food, until you have about 2500 each. Build 5 Barracks and make a crapload of crap soldiers. Split them into groups of 15 and send minor attacks towards the enemy to distract them. While your crap army is losing miserably, use your time to build up a non-crap army of siege weaponry. As soon as you run out of crap soldiers, send your non-crap army to wreck those newbs.