if A Hat in Time had Diary Entres for Co-Op Mode [DISCONTINUED]

Overview

not a guide

Mafia Town

Act 1 – Welcone to Mafia Town
Hat Kid: fantastic, stuck on this planet to collect my Time Pieces….. A G A I N
Bow Kid: (yeet)

Act 2 – Barrel Battle
Hat Kid: does Mustache Girl EVEN learn her leasons?
Bow Kid: probably not
Hat Kid: for GOD’S SAKE this is the SECOND TIME she got captured by the Mafia
Bow Kid: riiiiiiight (*obviously is using starcasm*)

Act 3 – S H E . C A M E . F R O M . O U T E R . S P A C E
Hat Kid: have you ever noticed the Mafia are the only ones scared of “aliens”?
Bow Kid: not really, i mean, we ARE covered in mud when they see us
Hat Kid: it’s probably cuz of, well, the spaceship
Bow Kid: huh…

Act 4 – Down with the Mafia
Bow Kid: i’d like a orange juice please
Hat Kid: this is a bar, they don’t have orange juice
Bow Kid: I . D O N ‘ T . C A R E

Battle of the Birds

Act 1 – Dead Bird Studio
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Hat Kid: why does some “eyeless bird thing” think he’s a owl?
Bow Kid: i don’t know…

Act 2 – Murder on the Owl Express
Hat Kid: what he doesn’t realize, is that i put in a rubber koife in side the owl lol
Bow Kid: …………………………. why…………… just………………..why?
Act 3 – Picture Perfect
[coming soon]