Overview
A guide for Joining the WALRUS ARMY! WE WILL DETHRONE TONY AND TAKE OVER THE HOTLINE MIAMI MASKS! WE WILL DRILL A HOLE IN CARLS FACE, WE SHALL SLAM A DOOR ON DON JUAN, AND WE WILL EAT RICHARD ALIVE AND SCREAMING!
HEY, YOU!
If you’re here this means one of two things. 1. You’ve discovered a game other then Minecraft exists. 2. You want to know how to reload. Or 3. you want to join the Earl Army.
I can’t help you with 1 or 2, but I sure as hell can help with 3! This is an informative guide on how to join the Earl army and spread the good word!
The goal.
As many of you probably guessed, this guide will show you how to contribute to the best Hotline Miami mask of all time. Anyways, some backstory, me and a friend were playing through Hotline Miami when we noticed how under appreciated Earl was. So, based on this one fact, we are created an army of people who have had enough. We are going to build a wa- I mean, we will make an army! We swill rise up and defeat the greats! Richard, Tony, even Jones will crumble to the wrath of Earl’s Army! Get hit, soak up that damage, dodge those melee and suicide with guns! LET THOSE DAMN RUSSIANS KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE GOING DOWN WITHOUT A F*CKING FIGHT!
Group Link and Rules
Alright, here’s the Steam group link. [link]
Anyways, aside from ALWAYS WEARING EARL, there’s a few rules to joining. Here they are.
1. Own Hotline Miami 1 and 2, if ya don’t, ♥♥♥♥ OFF.
2. Set your profile pic as Earl.
3. Have Earl or Walrus or have a name related to the Hotline Miami franchise.
4. Support the army.
5. Always wear Earl in the first game.
6. Have fun.
Anyways, JOIN US, AND WILL SHALL KNOCK TONY OFF HIS THRONE AND TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE! WALRUSES, CHAAAAAAARGE!