Overview
Hello dear friends, it’s me again Pur Jus.Every time I see a game from this merveillous dev (a.k.a L.Stotch , I can’t resist to spend hours of time on it, as you, I’m pretty sure ahah !Last time, I maked a guide on How to fully appreciate his fabulous game, today, I’ll tell you the lore of his new game, and trust me, even if the game look like chill, IT IS NOT.
Chapter One, fascination…
You are new on the city, bored and looking for friends…
You go on this bar, juste beside your appartement, and, oh, it’s your lucky day, you meet a pretty nice girl, PËTROUSCHKA.
Oh boii, what a girl with nice yellow eyes, a cute scarf and THICK (Thick is the acronym of The hottest ieyes california konly).
At first, she’s a bit afraid, uncomfortable, but hey, you are a stranger and you come to talk to her, who wouldn’t be uncomfortable ??
After some drinks, she began to be confident, she even unlace her scarf.
As saying that, she take off her scarf, wow, what a lovely jacket !
After a couple of minutes, she propose you to go at her house, because the heating is pretty damn hot there, and she’s afraid for her scarf, who can fire up at any moment.
Even tho your mama told you to never follow stranger, you have a good feeling about it…
Chapter two, confidence…
Wow !!! Is this really possible to have a nice home like that ?
You turn around and see that she losed no time, her beautifull JACKET is already out of vision.
What does she mean ? Before she start to talk she ask you about her, what do you feel, ect…
You are honest, and tell her that you like her big THICK (The hottest ieyes california konly).
She lets out a chuckle, looks like someone is falling in love for you, the S.E.X Beast (Super Expert XGoodboy), you smile a bit to see her struggling even more, what a badass boi u are.
Mystery and gumdrop, maybe Scooby-Doo could find the probl…
Chapter three, revelation….
You know even if you like Scooby-Doo, even him, he couldn’t find the mystery behind her sentence, you gotta find yourself.
With your X-Ray vision, you start to detect something wrong with her bobs and vegana (yes you are a bit Indian), what is ♥♥♥♥ under taht ? And why are you even reading this, and why i’m a even writing this.
She catch you staring at her bobs because you were using your X-Ray vision and say
What the actual ♥♥♥♥, she got 3 cats livings on her bobs and vegana, it’s this even a joke ?
Chapter four, acceptation…
There’s no more chapter, just wanted to make another one lol
ok i just find out the real ending
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After a couple of minutes of you don’t even blinking because u were SHOCKED of this girl neko wtf weaboo, she start to yell and being mad.
And goes away, just like that, you lose the perfect wife…
