nermal finally dies (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

Overview

nermal finally gets what he deserves

Nermal’s Gruesome, Deserved, Glorious Death

nermal becomes a literal corpse, after all this time, nermal has perished, we have claimed the land that is rightfully ours and avenged the decades of war crimes nermal has committed. nermal has committed the following, but not limited to: manslaughter, deportation, self-abortion, eating waifus, and cheating in Garfield Kart: Furious Racing.

below are the reasons as to why we put the beast down.

Nermal Vs Your Waifu

You have a waifu. If you don’t go find one. Anyway, you and your waifu and on a nice romantic date at the Shrek swamp. until… Nermal has taken your waifu… do you love your waifu? yes???? well you don’t have one anymore… Nermal is such a mistake that he cannot find his own waifu, and took yours. screw you nermal.

Nermal has taken your home

do you also love your home??? you know.. the one nermal took from you??? nermal has taken down your landlord and taken over your real estate. nermal has now made you miss months of your house payments, and you have now been permanently evicted from your home.

Nermal has become your father

Nermal ate ur dad. he is your dad now, and has been dating your mother for over 16 years. They are now in a forced marriage and have more than 600 children.

How we took down Nermal.

Nermal was one hard enemy to defeat, with the power of god and anime on his side, we had to call the only man we could, Garzooka. Garzooka spent 3 Millennia but finally took down satan himself. Garzooka has now been awarded with the Badge of Honor, 7 Nobel Peace prizes, and also your mother.