Overview
This is just a short guide on how YOU can become a ♥♥♥♥♥♥! With this short text you too will be able to join the ranks of salty biased Call of Duty haters too!
STEPS
Step 1:
trash talk new COD on announcement. Say things like “Oh it’s just gonna be more of the same” or “Cod has been the same since Bl2 xDDD”
Step 2:
Wait for the trailer [obviously you immediatly dislike because supply crates are bad ;(]
Step 3:
Comment some stolen comment someone else that is more clever than you made and get 200 likes to confirm your opinion.
Step 4:
Gameplay trailer comes out and you notice they used an OLD DEATH ANIMATION :OOOOO
YOU MUST COMMENT ONLY ON THIS AND NOTHING ELSE ABOUT THE GAMEPLAY!!
Step 5:
This step is pretty difficult as it really doesn’t follow any particular lineage. It’s more like a side quest.
You need to make sure EVERYONE knows that YOU think the new COD is bad. This is essential for the next step.
Step 6:
Buy the game when it comes out. Now here you can either do two different things:
A. Refund the game immediatly and then make a review that says something ♥♥♥♥ing dumb like “best refund simulator 2017”
B. Actually play the game and, because of your Association bias, look past EVERYTHING good about the game and nit-pick the hell out of it. THAT WILL SHOW ACTIVISION AND SLEDGEHAMMER! Since you were smart and you went into this game immediatly hating it, you were immediatly a step ahead.
Thank you for reading my guide on how to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Have a nice day.