Overview
I describe every unit in one sentence. With some help.
Clubber
Strength in numbers, a tall, dumb halfling with a club.
Protector
A weaker Shield Bearer with a hole for his skull head thing on his shield, which you can use to attack him.
Spear Thrower
If you attac him,
he protec,
he attac,
but most importantly
he throw speer bacc
Stoner
He’s got a rock, and he’s gonna use it.
Bone Mage
Strongest skeleton since Undertale.
Cheiftain
The dual-wielding stone hammerer who WILL stomp you!
Mammoth
Biggest, baddest and cutest of them all, he will literally stomp on you, by accident.
The Barbarians
We may be dumb, but we’re the brawniest of them all, right!?
Halfling
He jumps, he grabs and he carries people, yet he’s the smallest unit of them all…
Farmer
A wild Hay Baler appeared,
Farmer used Farm, it’s super effective!
Hay Baler
A wild Farmer appeared,
Hay Baler used Stick Attack, It’s super effective!
Potion Seller
Potionpoisonball go!
Harvester
The reaper, the inevitable, death, you can’t avoid it
unless, in this case, you kill it.
Wheelbarrow
Chaos, Chaos, I can do anything!
Scarecrow
It’ll be murderous for you when i summon a murder of crows to murder you!
The Farmers
We may look peaceful, farmin’ all day,
but I can assure you, we got both defense and attack!
Bard
He’s got a guitar, and he’s gonna use it
to play music.
Squire
A *weaker version knight in combat.
*Feet are OP
Archer
Range 4 days, but gets nervous when enemies are too close.
Healer (previously Priest)
He heals, he
does absolutely nothing else except he looks cool.
Knight
With a sword, a shield and Drae’s voice, this man will slaughter you!
Catapult
BOOOOM!!!
King
He will swing Excalibur in the name of motherland!
The Kingdom
Attack them, my soldiers!
Shield Bearer
I bear the burden of building a brilliant defense for the battalion.
Sarissa
Poke poke, this unit is hated by the Mammoth.
Hoplite
A Sarissa decided to trade half of its spear for a shield, that’s this unit.
Snake Archer
Straight from Stick Fight The Game, this unit shoots annoying snakes which never seem to let go of your units…
Ballista
High damage, long range, its only problem is its reload time.
Minotaur
A bull on steroids.
-Lieutenant Blight
Zeus
For a god, he’s shockingly
bad.
The Ancient
From spears and shields to bulls and gods, we’ve got it all!
Headbutter
I dive head first into my enemies like a majestic arrow!
Ice Archer
Brawler
One axe, one shield, destruction calls!
By Lieutenant Blight
Berserker
This guy learned how to jump, so he decided to just YOLO into the enimies.
Valkyrie
Two swords, two wings, and an undying will to win, this lady came straight from heaven.
Jarl
I killed a bear, now fear me!
Longship
They have extremely powerful oars,
and they fly.
The Vikings
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Wait…
We are taking a break from the normal units to bring you:
THE S
Mace Spinner
Mace Spindu is like a fidget spinner with spikes.
(Bold parts from Eltreix)
Executioner
Fun fact: Executioners wore masks so that they wouldn’t feel ashamed and no-one could avenge their dead relatives by killing them, because they wouldn’t know who to kill.
Cheerleader
Jack, Jack, he’s our man, if he can’t do it, F you.
Fun fact: I was the first to discover that SOMEONE can go spinjitsu mode when boosted by this unit.
Fan Bearer
I’m a fan of blowing your mind away.
INSERT IMAGE HERE PLEASE DONT FORGET
Artemis
I am the strongest unit in the game, no-one is stronger than the legendary Artemis!
Ullr
Response to Artemis: -_-
JEREMY PLEASE ADD IMAGEs
(im not jeremy-_-)
Ice giant
Response to Ullr: –__–
ADD IMAGE HERE TOO
Tree Giant
I hit people with my relatives!
IMAGE PLEASE
Jester
ALAN PLEASE ADD DETAILS
(im not alan either…)
Samurai Giant
I may look fat, but my main hobby is doing backflips!
DETAILS IMAGES NEED ADDING ALAN
Vlad
Susie: Damn, I didn’t get to impale myself.
Vlad:
The Legendary Tornado Man
There have been many sightings of this man, but no-one knows who it really is, except the cheerleader.
Taekwondo
Who needs spinjitsu when you have the legendary nutshot!
ALAN BECKER ADD IMAGE HERE
(thats not my name)