Overview
(ignore thumbnail idk how to put screenshots and stuff as thumbnail)this is the story of the ppg human who became rich adn famoes
chapter 1
once upon a day there was a hooman and he said “man im bored today” so he went and he took a walk. but then he saw a truck drive away but it had a spooky vibe to it so he said “idk bro thats kinda weird” so then he went back home and saw that it had been overrun by terrorists and then they shot him dead
then he became a ghost and some scientists forced his soul into a robot body
to be continued
chatper 2
then the human said “put me in a human body you neanderthals” and the scientists said “no” so the guy said “ok” and the scientists said “What is your name” and he said” my name is joe” so the scientists ate his family.
then joe went back home and pwned the terrorists
to be contininued
chapter 3 finally lol
so then joe enjoyed a peaceful life but suddenly a dark portal opened and joe said “bro what”
then a mysterious guy came out of the portal and said “you fool joe, i am eoj, your evil twin from a parallel reality, prepare to get le epicly pwned” and joe said “i will get pwnedn’t”
and eoj said “you will get pwnedn’tn’t” and then joe said “we will see about that buster”
to be continyued
chapter 4
then eoj tried to punch joe but joe said “you utter cro-magnon, you are no match for me, for your power is the opposite of mine” and eoj said “bakana” and then he quite literally exploded due to thirty-nine quantom time paradoxes happening at once, utterly obliterating his corporeal form and erasing all traces of his existence. then joe said “lol what just happened”
chapter V
then afterwards joe went to his friend’s house to tell him about his wacky adventures so far. when his friend didn’t believe him, joe felt betrayed and crucified his friend. then joe went to sleep. the next day, joe was shocked to see eoj. eoj said “joe, you utter clampongus, i have returned and have equalized my existential equilibrium so that i may freely exist in your realm” then joe said “eoj, you troglodyte, i shall personally banish you to wherever you may come from, you f i e n d” to which eoj replied “shinei, buster” and unleashed a mega super punch which momentarily warped the fabric of reality, causing every nearby bee to suddenly octuple in size, however they were still able to breathe and operate normally at this enlarged size. joe dodged this attack and kneed eoj in the lungs, sending him flying into a parallel dimension in which humans had hands where their feet would be and vice versa. these alternate humans, called manhus, also defecated out of their belly buttons. eoj said “this is disgusting, get me out of here” and returned to the original dimension, where joe greeted him with a mega super duper punch, but eoj said “you fool” and quickly countered with a mega duper super kick, canceling out joe’s punch.
chapter 6
joe then said “ok this is getting stupid i must end this” and did a super mega lazer attack which knocked eoj unconscious. then joe went to punch eoj to finish him off, but eoj’s existential equilibrium, which he had been maintaining, went out of control, causing eoj’s body to combine on the subatomic level with joe’s, causing his power to simultaneously half and double in power. as joe finally succeeded in managing the corporeal mayhem going on in his body, the superposition occurring in his body granted him power over time and space.
chapter 7
after this happened joe wondered what he would do now that eoj was vanquished. then one day joe thought that he would try to get rid of the big bees. so he went and found them. when he found the very last bee, it was behind a person, ready to attack. joe tried to kill it, but the bee flew into the person’s mouth. the bee’s cells then started to take over the human. the person ran away while joe wondered what happened. the next day, joe was watching tv when a breaking news bulletin came on. joe groaned and watched as the news guy said that there had been a serial killer on the loose. it then cut to a picture of the suspect and joe gasped at what he saw.
to be continued
chapter the eighth
the suspect was a man with the arms, legs, and wings of a bee. joe was shocked and immediately went to find the culprit. joe found him eventually, then jumped down from the tree he was hiding in and said “hello there” to which the beeman replied “general kenobi” a̶s̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶m̶s̶ ̶s̶p̶l̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶n̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶a̶b̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶d̶e̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶d̶ ̶l̶a̶w̶n̶m̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ and then joe attacked him with a super duper punch, but beeman countered with a hcnup repud repus, causing joe to attack him with a can of raid, which made beeman start convulsing, but then he said “YOU FOOL” and pulled out an uno reverse, but then it didn’t do anything since raid is made for insects and not people. beeman said “oh shoot” and joe began attacking him with a barrage of super duper galzuper punches, causing him to fly into the 814th timeline, but he quickly returned, mega duper kicking joe into a nearby apartment building, however the impact caused it to be obliterated on the subatomic level and basically erased from existence. suddenly, a portal opened, sucking both beeman and joe into a different universe. this universe seemed to consist of oddly colored trees and what appeared to be ground black pepper on the floor. joe and beeman were confused momentarily, but then beeman unleashed a shorgulation beam, hitting joe and temporarily upsetting his corporeal stability, causing joe to temporarily shift out of existence. beeman then said “you shall never defeat me, joe, for i was trained by eoj” to which joe replied “wait eoj no longer exists” and beeman said “before you defeated eoj, he trained me in the arts of shkebedoodle, the ultimate technique” and then joe said “impossible”
as beeman yelled “DIE YOU UTTER BLONGUS” and unleashed a shkebedoodle beam unto joe, causing him to be nearly knocked unconcious. beeman then walked up to joe and said “you fool, you were an idiot to challenge i, the great beeman” and joe said “i shaltn’t be defeated in this way” and suddenly, he threw something on the floor near him, on the opposite side of beeman, who quickly realized that it was a splash potion of regeneration. beeman said “no, no no nonoonnononononnononononnononono” and began to run, but joe caught up to him and skoobalorbdorb punched him into a nearby tree. as joe was about to finish him off, a strange glow appeared near them. as the glow faded, an ancient-looking alter had materialized in that spot, with a strange icosahedron floating above it. beeman muttered “could it be the icosahedron of absoluteness?” to which joe said, “what are you talking about” and then a giant figure appeared near the altar. it resembled a large octopus with a crown on its head. it said “WHOMST’D’VE DARE APPROACH THE ICOSAHEDRON” in a booming voice. beeman said “i” and the octopus said “THEN YOU MUST VOCALIZE THE ANCIENT WORD” and beeman replied “the forbidden word is pepperoni-” and joe hyper-kicked him away, but the word had been said. the octopus disappeared and the icosahedron’s altar disappeared, leaving it laying on the ground, joe reached for it, but beeman kneed him in the kidney, launching him away, declaring “THE ICOSAHEDRON BELONGS TO I” as he grabbed it, which caused it to glow brightly. beeman held it in front of him and said “I SHALT AWAKEN T H E S O D I U M U N I O N ” and a large castle began coming out of the ground.
chapter IX
out of the castle came thousands of men in all-white military uniforms. in place of heads, they had salt shakers. they came by the millions, causing joe to think “oh heck” and then he began pondering what he could do to combat this foe. beeman then said “fool, i command the sodium union, you shall never defeat me” to which joe replied “lol no” and began super duper punching the sodium people, but when they died, their salt shakers shattered, and each grain of salt that touched the floor birthed a new sodium person. joe said “oh no” and began to run. he ran and ran until he was suddenly transported to a strange world. then he saw a strange light. then he heard a voice that said “joe, your actions have led to the release of the sodium union, have you any idea what you’ve done” and joe said “well no” and the voice said “the art of skorgaleedle is your only way out of this mess, you must learn its ways” and then joe said “how must i learn it” and the voice said “i shall teach you”
the tenth of the chapters
the voice said “first you must channel the energy eoj has given you” and then joe channeled and the voice said “ok cool now you have to say ‘ooga booga chooga chooga'” and then joe did that and then the voice said “ok now slaughter every inhabitant of the planet choogus” and then joe went on a quest to slaughter every inhabitant of choogus, but it turned out that first he had to go through customs and watch a video. once he was done he began slaughtering choogians at an alarming pace. eventually he finished and the voice said “you are now a master of the ancient arts”
chapter eleven
joe, now a master of the ancient arts, went back to the sodium world and walked around until he found beeman’s castle. using his new techniques, he could destroy the sodium people in such a way that they could not duplicate. he used this technique to destroy the guards stationed at the entrance before they could sound the alarm, then he snuck inside the castle. he then stole a scrombo-sword, an ancient weapon that can also kill sodium people without them duplicating, for good measure. when he reached a crossroads, he decided to go left. this turned out to be the wrong way to the throne room, as he only found a large cafeteria. after going right, he finally found it, and saw beeman sitting on a throne of what could only be salt. beeman was also wearing very noble-looking clothing. when joe walked in the room, beeman said “i’ve been expecting you, joe” to which joe said “surrender, beeman, i do not wish to fight” and beeman said “why is that” and joe said “i am very tired of fighting, it’s all i’ve done ever since i became this way, i wish to do something more, do something productive with my life” and beeman said “you fool, you are much too soft, you are given your power and you choose to use it like some sort of wimp, i shall obliterate you” and promptly pulled out his own scrombo-sword and jumped at joe, who blocked his attack, then did a flip over beeman and slashed at his back, but beeman jumped and fired a shorgobeam at joe, who deflected it back at beeman. beeman dodged out of the way and charged at joe, who quickly counterattacked by ducking underbeeman and stabbing up at him, but beeman deflected this attack. joe then slashed at beeman while he was recovering from his strike and managed to sever one of his wings. beeman said “ow what the heck man” and his wing began to regenerate. joe took note of this and attempted another attack. this severed beeman’s arm, which slowly began to regenerate as beeman began to show signs of being tired. suddenly, a red shongo-beam came from the ceiling and obliterated beeman. joe was confused, but eventually a figure came down. joe looked at this figure and said “wait no it couldn’t be”
the twelfth chapter
the figure was, in fact, the very terrorist who had started joe’s escapade. he walked over to joe and said “it seems you have become more powerful than i could have ever predicted, i must commend you for that, however i must destroy you before you become more of a threat than i would prefer to have to handle” and joe said “bro can’t we just be friends” and the terrorist said “no, i cannot be your friend, he is watching” and joe replied “who is he” and terrorist man said “he is the overseer of evil, he cannot be stopped” then joe said “well then i must stop him” to which terrorist man responded with “did you not hear what i just said” and joe then replied “i have done many things i previously thought impossible, after my dad left me and my mom died i have been forced to commit deeds i still regret” and then the terrorist took off his mask and said “i am your father, joe” and joe said “but how could this be, you left so many years ago” and joe’s dad said “i left because i was taken in the night by evil scientists, they wore long black coats and had strange masks” and joe recalled the scientists he was put in his robot body by looking like that. “wait-” he started to say, but then a voice from behind him said “yes, joe, we are the ones who put you in that body, and i am afraid we have no further use for you” and then joe was thrown into a portal into the jail dimension, a dimension that consists entirely of a jail.