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Secret Unit Locations: Updated for Full Release for Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Secret Unit Locations: Updated for Full Release

Overview

Locations of all 54 secret units and 3 secret maps. A brief description of each secret unit is also provided.

Introduction

There are currenty 54 secret units in total, and 3 secret maps.
WARNING: Reading this guide may spoil your fun in finding the weapons. It’s like an easter egg hunt across many different maps, with a prize for finding the easter egg.

Press F (by default) to enter freeroam to obtain the weapons. Once you find a weapon, by going near it, it’ll start glowing. After about 5 seconds of glowing, it will disappear and award you with a brand new unit, and a new secret faction.
Click the links for image that tell you where to find the unit, and what the unit looks like.
This list of units will be expanded when more secret units are added, and as soon as they are found.

Some information in the images may be outdated, such as unit pricing, abilities etc, because of recent patches / updates…

Tribal 1

Tribal 1 currently contains the following secret units:
-Cheerleader

Cheer Leader’s Pom pom

The cheerleader buffs the attack speed of a nearby unit. It is found on a tree trunk in tribal 1.
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Tribal 2

Tribal 2 currently does not contain any secret units.

Tribal Sandbox

Tribal Sandbox currently contains the following secret units:
-Raptor
-Raptor Rider

Raptor

The raptor is a cheap swarm unit that is able to bite on, and carry around, individual units. It is found on Tribal Sandbox, near the bottom of the map on an altar of some sort.
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Raptor Rider

The raptor is a tribesman with a spear and shield that rides a raptor. The raptor charges into enemies and the rider will attack with the spear. Can be found on tribal sandbox.
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Farmer 1

Farmer 1 currently contains the following secret units:
-Wheelbarrow dragon.

Farmer 1 also contains a secret map unlockable:
-Farmer Snow

Wheelbarrow Dragon’s head

The wheelbarrow dragon is… well… a dragon inside of a wheelbarrow. A unit pushes the wheelbarrow towards enemies as the dragon breathes fire. Found on Farmer 1 under some trees.
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Farmer 2

Farmer 2 currently does not contain any secret units.

Medieval 1

Medieval 1 currently contains the following secret units:
-Executioner
-Tree Giant
-Jester

Executioner’s Axe

The executioner is a large axe-wielding unit. The unit is unlocked by finding an axe stuck in a tree-trunk on Medieval 1.
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When the axe finishes glowing, it will disappear and you will obtain the new unit.
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Tree Giant’s Tree

The tree giant is a giant wielding a tree. It is found on Medieval 1 and attacks units with its tree, as expected, dealing huge damage.
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Jester’s head in a box

The jester is a nimble unit with two knives, it attacks enemies with the knives and kicks them, then backflips to dodge attacks. It is found on medieval 1 in a barrel on the blue side.
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Medieval 2

Medieval 3 currently contains the following secret units:
-Mace Spinner
-Vlad
-Cavalry

Mace Spinner’s Maces

The mace-spinner is a fairly large unit and, as the name suggests, it attacks groups of enemies by wielding two maces and spinning around in circles with them. He is obtained by finding his maces on Medeival 2, inside a spire.
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Did you know:
If you pair a mace spinner with a large amount of cheerleaders, the mace spinner becomes a tornado?
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Vlad’s Wooden Spike

Vlad is a heavy brute who carries a long wooden spike, spearing enemies and bashing them with it. He is found on medieval 2, in the bottom left corner of the map.
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Cavalry’s Spear

The cavalry is a horse-mounted unit that charges at enemies with a spear and shield. When the poor horse is killed in action, the knight will dismount and attack on foot. The spear can be found at the top of the beanstalk on medieval 2.

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Ancient 1

Ancient 1 currently contains the following secret units:
-Artemis

Artemis’ Bow

Artemis is a unit that wields two bows, and shoots several arrows at a time on unsuspecting units in very quick succession. Their bow can be found on the lighthouse of Ancient 1.
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*Artemis now costs 5500, making her the second most expensive unit right after the ice giant.

Ancient 2

Ancient 2 currently contains the following secret units:
-Teacher

Teacher’s Sword

The teacher is a relatively cheap melee sword-wielding unit, that is capable of dodging and parrying attacks from other enemies. He is found on ancient 2, near a statue on the blue side.
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Ancient Sandbox

Ancient Sandbox currently contains the following secret units:
-Fanbearer
-Chu Ko Nu
-Cupid

Fan bearer’s fan

The fan bearer is a cheap utility unit that works best in large groups. Its blasts back enemy units with gusts of air, delaying their attacks and allowing them to be easily taken out by ranged units without them getting too close. He is found on ancient sandbox.
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Chu Ko Nu’s Repeating Crossbow

The Chu Ko Nu is a dynasty unit which wields a repeating crossbow, capable of unloading about 5 bolts in quick succession on enemies, with the drawback being long reload times. His crossbow can be found in between a building and a wall on Ancient Sandbox.

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For whatever reason, I already had the chu ko nu without finding his weapon. You might not even have to find it to use it, but i looked for it just in case.

Cupid’s Bow

Cupid is a flying unit, similar to the valkarie, that wields a bow that, when shot at an enemy unit, will make a unit fall in love with another unit. The units die by snu snu.
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Viking 1

Viking 1 currently contains the following secret units:
-Ice Giant
-Shouter

Ice Giant’s Skull

The ice giant is a huge giant that can be found on Viking 1, on the blue side within the forest. The giant costs 6000, being the new most expensive unit. He hits enemies creating huge shockwaves that knock enemies back.
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Shouter’s Helmet

The shouter… well… shouts at enemies blowing them back, similarly to the fanbearer, but he also attacks with punches enemies.
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Viking Sandbox

Viking Sandbox currently contains the following secret units:
-Ullr

Ullr’s Hat

The ullr is a powerful unit, costing 1250, that throws freezing axes at enemies. He is found in a small snow-buried building on Viking Sandbox.
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Dynasty

Dynasty currently contains the following secret units:
-Samurai Giant
-Sensei
-Shogun
-Taekwondo
-Lady Red Jade

Samurai Giant’s Giant Katana

The Samurai Giant is a huge samurai, as the name suggests. He creates shockwaves and flails his massive katana, capable of destroying a king and enemies of the like. He costs 3000, and is found on the underside of the huge well in the dynasty map.
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Sensei’s Shurikens

The sensei is a ninja that throws shurikens incredibly quickly at enemies, and can be found on the roof of Dynasty.
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Shogun’s Katana

The shogun is an expensive samurai unit, dashing towards enemies and slicing them with their katana. It is found on dynasty.
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Taekwondo’s Foot

The taekwondo is a unit which kicks its enemies to death using epic taekwondo skills. The unit is found on Dynasty under the blue bridge.
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Lady Red Jade’s Weapon

The lady red jade is a unit that can be found inside the dynasty roof, between the lower and middle segments of the roof. She charges at enemies with a spinning blade attack, kicks enemies and hits them with her blade.
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Renaissance

Renaissance currently contains the following secret units:
-Ballooner

Ballooner

The ballooner is a good swarm unit that grabs onto a unit, deploys a balloon, floats up into the air and then drops them at a high height to let them die of fall damage. The only way for the ballooner to go back down, however, is to undeploy his balloon, but luckily the ballooner isnt affected by fall damage. It is found up in the sky on the Renaissance map.
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Pirate

Pirate currently contains the following secret units:
-Bomb on a stick
-Bomb Cannon
-CLAMS
-Blackbeard

Bomb on a stick.

The bomb on a stick is a cheap melee unit that attacks enemies with a stick with a bomb attached to the end of it. This blows up the bomb, and anyone around it including the user. It is found on the table at the bottom of map, on the left side.
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Bomb Cannon

The bomb cannon is a war-machine unit, similar to that of the ballista and catapult. It shoots at units with a projectile that explodes on impact, similarly to the catapult, but the projectile has no arch and instead shoots in a *relatively* straight line.
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CLAMS

The “CLAMS” unit is a summoner unit, similar to the scarecrow, that summons small clams that jump at enemies and attack them. It has a fast rate of summoning clams, and can make a whole army by itself. It’s underwater in a small cave on the left side of the map.
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Blackbeard

The Blackbeard is a large brawler unit. He lunges at enemies creating a small shockwave, and then whacks the enemies with its large anchors attached to his fists.It’s found behind the waterfall.
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Spooky 1

Spooky 1 currently contains the following secret units:
-Banshee
-Skeleton Giant

Banshee

The banshee is a secret unit found on Spooky 1. It has the ability to lift units up into the and throw large amounts of units away from it all at once.
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Skeleton Giant’s Skull

The skeleton giant is basically a larger version of the skeleton warrior, he wields a massive shield and sword which he can hit units with. He also has the ability to scare units in a large radius around himself, causing them to run away.
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Spooky 2

Spooky 2 currently contains the following secret units:
-Necromancer
-Witch

Necromancer’s Lantern

The necromancer is found on the far right of Spooky 2. He throws projectiles at enemies that convert them into skeletons, that fight for him. He cannot convert all units; from my testing it seems he can only convert some basic melee units, he doesnt seem to be able to convert expensive or ranged units. However, some have said that with enough necromancers you can convert almost any unit. He can also swing his sickle if enemies get too close.
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Witch’s Broomstick

The witch is a floating unit that seems to have two main attacks, the main attack is it can fling projectiles at enemies which cause mushrooms to sprout on those enemies. Enemies covered in mushrooms seem to be slower and also seem to take damage over time, as well as getting a purple tint. They also appear to fight for the witch. The secondary attack of the witch is to summon two other witches that use the primary attack, which disappear after a short time.
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Western

Western currently contains the following 3 secret units:
-Ball and Chain
-Bank Robbers
-Gatling Gun

Ball and Chain

The ball and chain is a melee unit that attacks enemies with his ball and chain as the name suggests.
Its behind the sheriff’s office in a cage-cart.
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Bank Robbers

The bank robbers are units that carry a large safe filled with money and throw it at enemies similarly to the longship. It is found in the bank, but the bank has to be broken into first! The back wall is breakable.
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Gatling Gun

The gatling gun is a mounted turret that shoots at enemies. It starts off with a slow fire rate, but the longer it is shooting at enemies the fire rate gets faster and faster. It is found under some stairs in western.
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Legacy

Legacy currently contains the following 15 secret units:
-Boxer
-Poacher
-Pike
-Flag Bearer
-Banner Bearer
-Pharaoh
-Chariot
-Wizard
-Blowdarter
-Thor
-Tank
-Super Boxer
-Super Peasant
-Dark Peasant

Boxer’s Boxing gloves

The boxer is a melee unit that, as you can expect, punches units. It can also dodge melee attacks. Found on the right side of the legacy map, by the red camp.

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Poacher

The poacher is a cheap bow unit that does less damage than the regular archer, but fires more frequently. To unlock them, you need to go up to the engraved text of the archer statue on Legacy.

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Pike

The pike unit is a unit very similar to the sarissa, but it wields a much, much longer pike. His pike does a lot of damage, however they can only attack with it once and will have to resort to being unarmed. Found leaning against the church.

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Flag Bearer’s Flag

The flagbearer is a support unit similar to the chearleader or healer. The flagbearer will speed up any friendly units in a small radius around him, making them move faster and charge the enemy. It is found by the campsite, nearby the Barrel Roller’s Barrel.
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Banner Bearer’s Banner

The banner bearer is a unit similar to the flagbearer, but instead of speeding up allies, they’ll tell alies in a radius to stand still and defend a location, rather than coming towards an enemy.

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Barrel Roller’s Barrel

The barrel roller is a unit that runs into enemies and explodes. The unit dies in the process, so its best to have other units on the field as well. The explosion has quite a large radius, but doesnt do that much damage.

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Pharaoh’s Coffin

The pharaoh puts a giant aura on the ground, enemy units within that aura will be forced to bow down to the pharaoh, being unable to move. He has no other attacks and has very low health.

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Chariot’s Chariot

The chariot is a unit in a cart tied by a rampaging horse. The chariot will ram into enemy units, and if the horse gets killed he will step out of the chariot and attack with his sword. The chariot rider has a shield, too.

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Wizard’s Hat

The wizard is unit that has both ranged and melee attacks. If a unit gets close, he’ll use a sword to attack them, but units further away will be struck by a spell from his staff, that will cause an explosion harming anyone around the struck unit. The hat can be found on a stump to the left of the house on Legacy.

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Blowdarter’s blow gun

The blow dart is a ranged unit that poisons enemies, making them take damage over time. Found inside an open grave by the church.

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Thor’s Hammer

Thor is a strong unit that has a mix of ranged and melee attacks, and the ability to deflect projectiles.
If enemies are far away, he will smite them with lightning causing an explosion, and he will also attack anyone with his powerful hammer if they are close enough.

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Tank

The tank is a strong unit that shoots explosive rounds at enemies, runs over enemies, and even uses the tank barrel to hit enemies that it didnt run over.
Found in a cave inbetween some trees, nearby the church.

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Super Boxer’s Boxing Glove

The super boxer is a super expensive melee unit that punches units with very powerful blows. He can take down an entire army of squires by themselves, and more!

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Super Peasant

The super peasant, well, flies around and kills anything he comes in contact with practically instantly.. Very strong, very high hp. Found in the bell of the church.

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Dark peasant’s hand

The dark peasant is an incredibly strong unit, capable of blocking all projectiles of hitting him, shooting his own projectiles at enemies, throwing certain projectiles that targeted him back towards enemies, can grab enemy units and smash them into the ground creating a shockwave, and if he gets surrounded he will create a huge explosion that knocks any units around him, back.

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Farmer Snow (And how to unlock it!)

This map has to be unlocked. You can find a snow-globe on Farmer 1 that unlocks the map.
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Farmer Snow currently contains the following secret units:
-Ice Mage
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Ice Mage

The ice mage is a ranged unit that throws icicles at other units, slowing them and eventually freezing them in solid ice. They are found in the bottom right of the new map.
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Present Elf

The present elf is a ranged summoner unit. It throws presents at the enemies, out of which random units will come out of!
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Fantasy Good (And how to unlock it!)

Fantasy good is unlocked by going through a portal in the door under the bridge of Medieval 1. Opening this door will reveal a dark room, which after a few seconds lights up and opens a portal.
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Fantasy Good currently contains the following secret units:
-Solar Architect

Solar Architect

The solar architect is a ranged unit from the Good faction. It has 3 attacks; It can summon a huge disc on units, which does huge damage to everything inside the disc. It can also fire a basic shot, and a small explosive shot, both of which deal damage to units.
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Fantasy Evil (And how to unlock it!)

Fantasy evil is unlocked by going into a hidden portal under the bridge in Spooky 1.
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Fantasy Evil currently contains the following secret units:
-Infernal Whip

Infernal Whip

The Infernal Whip is a unit found on the Fantasy Evil map. It dual wields whips, which it uses to kill units in quick succession and set them on fire. Units that get too close to the infernal whip unit will be set ablaze aswell.

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Potential outdated information.

Please, take the information in this guide with a grain of salt. Secret unit locations SHOULD stay constant, but unit costs and even abilities may change between updates, and as such the guide may not be completely accurate.

Thanks!

Thanks to everyone, this guide is one of the top TABS guide that shows up on the overlay. Your input, such as through informing me and other where secret units I haven’t already found, means a lot to me and i’m very glad that you guys went out of your way to view my guide and help out!
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Rough Changelog

-Made guide for original 3 secret units
-Executioner
-Mace spinner
-Artemis
-Updated for Dynasty Update
-Cheerleader
-Tree Giant
-Ice Giant
-Samurai Giant
-Sensei
-Shogun
-Teacher
-Wheelbarrow Dragon
-Fanbearer
-Updated for unit possession
-Taekwondo
-Ullr
-Vlad
-Jester
-Organised the secret units based on map appearance
-Put each individual unit under the respective map they can be found on.
-Added the rough changelog.
-Updated for Campaign Creator Update
-Cavalry
-Chu Ko Nu
-Updated for Renaissance Update
-Ballooner
-Lady Red Jade
-Updated for Team Border Update
-Raptor
-Raptor Rider
-Shouter
-Updated for Pirate Update
-Bomb on a stick
-Bomb Cannon
-CLAMS
-Blackbeard
-Updated for Spooky Update
-Added Spooky 1 and Spooky 2 to the guide, which currently have no secrets.
-Updated for Simulation Map Update
-Cupid
-Updated for Western Update
-Ball and Chain
-Bank Robbers
-Gatling Gun
-Updated for Legacy Update
-Boxer
-Poacher
-Pike
-Flag Bearer
-Banner Bearer
-Pharaoh
-Chariot
-Wizard
-Blowdarter
-Thor
-Tank
-Super Boxer
-Super Peasant
-Dark Peasant
-Updated for Unit Creator
-Banshee
-Skeleton Giant
-Necromancer
-Witch
-Ice Mage
-Present Elf
-Added Farmer Snow unlocking method
-Updated for Full Release Update
-Fantasy Good Map
-Fantasy Evil Map
-Solar Architect
-Infernal Whip

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