Overview
This is part 2 in my advanced techniques series and will enable you to STOP SHOOTING STUFF in Borderlands 2Please ensure that you are already an expert in the art of SHOOTING STUFF before attempting this dangerous second part.SHOOTING STUFF GUIDEUSE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
1. NOT SHOOTING
This section is intended to enable you to STOP SHOOTING stuff.
This technique should only be attemped by at least level 6 graduates of the SHOOTING STUFF
method described in my first guide.
For this advanved method we must again use the “MOUSE” and “FINGER” as displayed below.
Fig.1 MOUSE
Fig.2 FINGER
Please I beg you to look out for these imposters and excersise caution as poking one with the other could have disasterous results
Fig.3 IMPOSTERS
To achieve the required STOP SHOOTING phase the following action must be followed
Take the afore mentioned “FINGER” from the “MOUSE”‘s “LEFT” button
Fig.4 LEFT MOUSE BUTTON UN-PRESS
This if executed correctly it should stop the explosions, screaming & banging noises, however this only functions within the game and will not stop the noises in your head.
2. UN-ZOOMING
This section needs only be attempted if you chose to use the optional “ZOOM” section in guide 1
Please refer to section 1 of this guide and repeat all except Fig.4
instead please use this technique
Fig. 5 UN-ZOOM
this method should allow you to “UN-ZOOM” and revert to a relaxed gun state. much like Texas.
WARNING DO NOT PROCEED FURTHER WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT AND/OR MEDICAL INSURANCE!
it is rumoured to be possible for only the most experienced of stop shooters and un-zoomers to achieve the double wammy, the “symulstopshootnunzoom”TM
this dangerous manoeuver can be done if you have prevously qualified to at least level 10 proficiency on all previous guide levels.
below is an illustration of the technique.
I will not include written instructions as injuries caused by attempting this method too early has disfigured my hands and will not allow me to type the correct words.
Please note that the “MOUSE” is inverted in all images on its horizontal axis
Do not un-invert along the vertical, this may cause retina burn on laser mouses, although if using optical or ball mouseses the danger is considerably lower
DANGER POSSIBLE LASER DAMAGE
3. STOP AIMING
“STOP AIMING” is one of the simplest techniques within these advanced user guides.
This method will allow you to go from a state of “AIMING” to a state of “STOP AIMING”
There are however 2 distinct schools of the art (one more difficult than the other)
Method 1 (beginners)
This method simply uses the ancient Japaneese art of “handmouseoffy” which to the layman simply means removing the hand from the mouse, as shown below.
Method 2 (advanced)
This advanced method uses a lesser know Tibetan technique taught to me by the Monks of ancient art
The technique translates as “stillmousehand” and can take may years to master.
below is an image of one of my disciples practising the technique
note that the hand and mouse are not moving.
this state is gained by moving neither the hand or the mouse
I hope these advanced methods have helped you along your path to achieve Gamevana.
for a glossary of terms please consult this handy resource www.google.com
COMING SOON!!
Guide 3
MOVING ABOUT A BIT
please keep checking back for this exciting new guide coming soon to this section
ITS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR…..PEW PEW PEW
