Super Trench Attack! Badges/secrets guide (/w maps)

Overview

A mapped guide explaining how to 100% this Trench-related video game on this video-game related Steam-video game platform.

Introduction

This is supposedly a handy guide for the lazy adventurer who wants to see that “You’ve unlocked every single achievement. Congratulations!” text in your Steam video-game platform and wants to improve their “Average game completion” ratio in their Badge-showcase in their Steam profile in the Steam video-game platform, but who doesn’t really feel like hunting down secrets themselves.

This guide will only cover the collectibles needed for Steam achievements/In-game badges. The achievements NOT covered in this guide are unlocked normally while progressing in the game. AKA: Go to the HQ tent, do what the arsehole general there tells you to do, repeat process!

The BS you WANT to care about!

Time to lay down some REAL INFO(may or may not hold in court) lads. This a picture book!!1 (about 50% of it, at least), and we’re going to cover anything you need to not-just-play the main questline for!

The annoying-iest achievement which is ALL over the place is, of course, collecting useless junk. AKA:

I need a bigger tent!
Collect all the tent furniture.
There is a piece of furniture in almost every area, all listed below. Furniture items will take 1 slot from your inventory until you visit your tent. The achievement unlocks when you put the final furniture piece in your tent, not when you pick it up. Most of the furniture items are inside a certain type of chest. One is in a bottle, another in a trashcan. Furniture items are all on the maps, but still:

Dirty Mags (Pebble Beach)
Andy’s Chair (Northern Bunker)
Voodoo Doll (Middle Bunker)
Ashtray (Southern Bunker)
Smelly Sock (Pebble Bay)
Lantern (Boatyard)
Golf Club (Grassy Plain)
Poster (Coastal Town)
Plate (Cave)
Hamlet (Secret Lab)
Bog Roll (Farmlands)
Flag (Grannys Basement)
Painting (Wine Cellar)
Piggy Bank (Windmill)
Tea Cup (Stairwell)
Snuff Box (House)
Rug (House)
Toy Plane (Airport)
Bible (Battleground)
Bedpan (Control Bunker)

Miscellancesious(?)

I sharpened my knife!
Knife atleast fifty enemies.
Space bar (default)is your melee key. If you need more instructions, I swear I’ll kill your worthless ass for wasting my guides’ precious time

The casino guy cheats!
Win 2500G overall at the casino.
The Casino is in summer camp, the tent with some dice. The game is Blackjack, to play the point is to get closest to 21 but not over 21, a cards price is 1-10, dude is 11, queen is 12, king is 13, ace is either 1 or 14. Maybe I’m wrong as ♥♥♥♥ though. [link]! It’s rather easy to win 2500, late-game you get a ton of money.

Pebble Beach

I took care of the beaches litter problem!
Smash all the bottles at Pebble Beach.
There are bottles in almost all areas, but only the ones in Pebble Beach count for this. Bottles can be smashed with grenades, bullets, or recommendedly, walking on them.

I felt like lighting some torches!
Light all the torches on Pebble Beach.
Again, there are torches in other areas, but only the ones at the beach matter. Clicking your Mouse-1(default) will light a torch.

I’m not afraid of the dark!
Clear the two beach bunkers.
Middle and southern bunkers are unlocked after completing the main quest where you attack the northern bunker.

I’m not afraid of the dark, really!
Clear out the hidden beach bunker.
Hidden AKA. The southern one. Such hiding, very invisible.

The bottle inside a square is a bottle that counts towards breaking all the bottles, but also contains Dirty Mags (furniture item) inside of it.

Pebble Bay

Northern Bunker

Middle Bunker

Southern Bunker/Hidden Bunker

Boatyard

Grassy Plains

Coastal Town

Cave

Secret Laboratory

Farmlands

I took care of the crow problem!
Shoot all the crows at the farmlands.
When you approach a crow it will make a very crow-like sound, likely the sound real crows make I am unable to remember, ♥♥♥♥ you. Crows can be defeated with bullets or grenades. I just hope you’re happy for murdering these innocent birds for a virtual achievement.