Overview
Have ya’rr been marooned on an island? Do ya’rr want help survivin’? I’m Stinky Bob and I’ll show ya’rr how to survive!
Chapter One – Food
So ya’rr crashed by an island ey? Well first off ye be best finding ye’ self some coconuts in a tree!
Never pirate on an empty stomach! Cut the green coconut open with ya’rr knife, and cut it one more time and drink the milk! Then slam it against a tree or big rock and eat both halves! Dining at its finest! When ya’rr appetite for coconuts is gone make a campfire with 5 sticks! Then add 6 rocks to make a fire pit! Then cut some yucca for lashings and add 1 lashing and 3 sticks to make a fire pit! Light the firepit with ya’rr lighter and the use button. Kill a crab with ya’rr pocket knife and again pressing the use button add it to the fire spit. When you hear a cheerful ‘ding!’ your crab is done. What? Ya’rr already tired of crab? Fine! Go get 2 sticks and a rock. Smash the rock on a tree or bigger rock. Craft the shards with the 2 sticks for a spear! Now ya’rr can go kill fish! And using the use button pull the fish off of the spear to cook and eat it. And when ya’rr have a machete go out, kill a tiger shark, and chop it into little edible peices to cook! Soon ya’rr will be eating like a king!
Chapter 2 – Water
So ya’rr probably are tired of coconut milk aye? Maybe ya’rr allergic or ya’rr just don’t like it. Well guess what? Theres a better way! If ya’rr find a bucket go underwater to find ya’rr mother fill the bucket. Then put it on the fire pit and wait a minute or two! Then drink ya’rr delicious thirst quenching water!