What You Really Need To Know About Amnesia

Overview

Can’t describe what it’s already written in words. Unless you’re freaking poet (which I’m not)

Guides

Guide for first time players :
1. DON’T PLAY ALONE
2. Use the lantern when needed
3. Light SOME of the rooms you go into (Seekers might be around)
4. Take a break every 15 – 20 minutes
5. Put some diapers on
6. Try not to have a heart attack
7. Play until you had enough
8. Have someone/something to cuddle if scared
9. Tell yourself it will be alright
10. Unistall the game after having to cry every night because of nightmares.

Guide for Horror Gamers :
1. PLAY IT ALONE (YOU C*NT)
2. PLAY IT IN VERY DARK ROOM
3. USE GOOD HEADPHONES (You cheap bastard)
4. Don’t ever use the lantern
5. Don’t ever light up rooms or candles
6. Try not to shiver or whimp
7. No need for breaks you’re hard core horror gamer
8. Play the game on one run
9. Have nightmares for the rest of your life
10. SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE NIGHTMARES

There. . . all you really need to know about the game.

Apologies if any(c*nt)one got offended