Overview
The ultimate answer to age old question; How can you pass the first 2 floors?
Step One: Starting
The R key (formerly known as restart) is one of your best friends in this monstrous roguelike.
To simply put it, just spam the r key untill you get an item room next to you, then get inside
When you get inside there is 2 possible outcomes
1-The item is good
In this case just go on and murder your way through the next floor
2-The item is ♥♥♥♥
Well if you have the d6 (which you dont because you suck) you can reroll the item or you can use the most usefull key in the game which is r
Step Two : Boss fights
Well since you found a good item using step one, now you can fight the boss at the end of the floor.
If you have a really good item then you can go fight any boss you want.But if your item is in the slim line of being good and being bad then there might be some bosses you would like to avoid:
Now, top 4 bosses to avoid on the first floor if you dont have a good item
4-Dingle/Dangle
Dingle/Dangle formerly know as piece of ♥♥♥♥ is a really annoying boss that wont stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around and shooting you.Avoid it
3-Famine
Now you might be asking to yourselves ; ”Why famine is not that hard of a boss”
Well im here to answer that to you. The answer is that ITS ITEM IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
so just restart the game when you encounter famine
2-Gurglings
Gurglins are hard with their creeps and bs attacks,avoid them too
1-HAUNT
Haunt is the single most bs , annoying and retarded boss ever.It has little spawns of evil that you have to kill first and after that it will just go show his arse to a wall and shoot brimstones at you.Avoid at all cost.
Bonus
Ragman is a pretty hard boss too if you dont have good items. So you might as well press r on this one too
Step Three: Resources
In Binding of Isaac : Afterbirth , there are some consumable items that you are going to encounter on your way.Theese items are;
-Hearts
Do not hesitate to pick theese up but try not getting damage from them (not getting heath damage is a good way to get devil rooms)
-Soul Hearts
Best kind of pickups get them at all cost
-Black Hearts
Like soul hearts but edgier
-Eternal Hearts
Pick theese up when you are sure there are no enemies in the way of you and the exit.
-Coins
Just coins pick them up alright but dont waste hearts to get them
-Bombs
Bombs might be usefull at sometimes like finding a secret room or exploding a tinted rock, so its wise to not waste them by trying to kill enemies with them
-Keys
DO NOT WASTE YOUR KEYS ON SHOPS WHEN YOU DONT HAVE COINS, use them on item rooms
-Batteries
Who gives a ♥♥♥♥ about theese to be honest, get them when you need
-Pills
Potential run ruiners.Its best to not pick them up if you dont have PHD.
-Cards
Most of them are useless.Moving on.
Step Four: Endgame
Using this guide you probably wont get that far in game but in case if you do there is one step to follow
-Get the polaroid
Step Five: End
By following this guide you can be the best-est isaac player in the world.
My last advice to you is going to be…
stop wasting your time reading this stupid ♥♥♥♥.