Overview
How to beat the game!
The first step
You want to start with joining a de_nuke because its the best map in the game.
After that you join T then you buy and Auto sniper/shotgun.
Step 2
Start Screaming in your mic if you can get the bomb. But if your playing with angry players take in place that you have to be the loudest so turn your mic volume up. When you have got the bomb start rushing B and command your teamates that they are bad at the game and cant even aim (when this step is going on have an auto sniper / shotgun in your hands
Win the game
Then quickly B-hop to b and do a 360 because why not. When you get to B plant the bomb. Then start shooting all your teamates. When there all dead scream in the mic: WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DID YOU GUYS DIE? WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS? YOU THINK YOU THE BEST BUT NO!!!! WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS GOING ON!! in the best danish accent you can. Now the CT’s Are coming but because you have a Auto sniper/Shotgun you take them all out. Well kinda because there is always that one hiding ♥♥♥♥♥. When he finnaly comes 5 seconds before the bomb explodes then let him kill you. He will now try to defuse but realise that he is late for tea and start running to his mom to get the tea and the busciuts. Now you won the game.
If this fails
Talk quietly in your mic saying: “I dont know what this game is” With a 5 year olds voice.
When they say: ” Get off the game your to young to play it.” Then make your voice as deep as your can and start singing My Little Pony.
Profit?????