Overview
u c dat gud guid profil pic? is very related 2 guidtrust meh
oosles eentro
haider
welkom 2 me 1337 pr0 mlg 360quickscope 69 #yoloswagjesusrkedhashtag guid
is weri pr0 seequel 2 playstation2 guid
u wil lern lotz of zhit
ded srs
i no u is laffed by nubz
but ill tich u sum pr0 mlg 360quickscope skillz 2 win effry anihilashion madch
effen thou id dasnt exist atm
wat iz diz
magick
tel meh
to lunch l lunch l
id no has 2 updeyt
pfev
but u coold ged sum bugz liek no konekt
idk why
deffs shood fix dem alredy
but nvm
wepkrafd
leym copy of mindkrafd
is srs
in u monitor
in frond of dem ayez
u shood c dem 4 wep types
rifel
loncha
pools
und beem
i shal rekomend u nao
dat rifel und pools suk
ant u shood oos onleh loncha und beem
cos dey mlg pr0
ze bezt snoipa rifel wiff bim
YUS
ill tich u hao 2 meyk dem bezt snoipa rifel in ze geym
wif bim
u haz 2 use dem partz
or u rifel wont work
i is ded srs
u nid tampenin stok
%x skop
snoipa or hedhuntah barral
semi auto triga
bold aktion mag
ant slug
U SHALL NO OOS ODDA PARTZ
OR U IS DED
u shall notis dat dere is a heal payload
do nod effen try 2 oos id
heelin iz 4 nubz
michael bay
effry1 lieks boom zhit
so u mutzt has boom zhit
wif launcha
alumeeneeum stok
lasah kontrol
HAX-A HEXA RAKET BAREL
ful auto
telsa
agil
impakt
kontakt
unt flak
ant u shall be pr0 mlg nao
if u tont feel liek
den ♥♥♥♥ u
wat abaut odda chazziz?
NU
gay modez
u shall go to fite
ant shal azk wat charakter 2 oos
oos helga
of coaurs
cos y no
u shall enkaunter lonk machmaking teyms
if 5 sex is lonk
den shall go 2 batel
in blids
u has 2 w+m1 2 dem points
adn kil effry1 der
ant ripit dem proceses
on def snadch
w+m1
unt kolekt dem potions
efen thou dey is oosles
sextrakshion
u has 2 waid til dem sikred ladee selekds u as kolektor
den w+m1 2 diamondz
den poot dem 2 trahs bin
jakhamma is ctf
u shall no hao 2 ctf
if no
♥♥♥♥ u
aneeheeladion
IS NO RELEASE
Y U NO RELEASE
hao 2 plai
w+m1
wif snoipa
ant if u lak mlg pr0 #yoloswag #skillz
oos michael bay
no 1 shall lif
aslo turn rount 2 360noskope
pr0 mlg
BUT
dnot 360noskope wif michael bay
or u wil fail liek nub
aslo pres h afder effry kil
2 do sik danse
ant ent
u shall nao be pr0 mlg #yoloswag
shao dem nubz ur pr0 mlg #yoloswag #skillz
unt ged dem onest pleyses on labbiez
ant listn 2 sik dapstep
liek dis
If you took this seriously (maybe except some parts of weaponcrafting section), you are a big idiot and your IQ probably doesnt exceed a single digit. No offence, but thats the truth.
Devs, i know you probably watch the steam community HUB, and i want to tell you, please dont remove this guide. It is a joke guide which i made for funs, and people rather like these guides. Just look at TF2 guides, they actually consist of 50% of joke guides.
Also check out the PlanetSide 2 guide, which was the inspiration of this guide (lol i inspired myself)
[link]And an another guide for Dota 2:
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