Overview
Learnz how to spaceship and stuffs.
1. Spaceship Design
Add boosters and fuel stuff, add small tin can for green people. Make sure to add more spaceship like things if nessicaries.
2. Launch stuff
Press buttons to go up, watch spaceship explodes and shoot fire like your mixtape to go up.
3. Space time
Burn retrograde, or was it prograde? I don’t know I’m not Scott Manely this is complicated. What is Delta V anyway?
4. Delta V
Something really scieney, makes literraly no sense. Just point spaceship towards destination for results. Good lucks.
Error 404 Spaceship Not Found
Classifiedies NASA Kerbal stuff goes here, Moon/Mun landing is a lie, Aliens live on Mars/Duna, Pepe is a hate symbol etc etc.
21. Landing on the planets
Don’t try, don’t even try to land in this game. You will fail, you will die, and you will forget to save your progess. (In the event you do lose your progess return to step 1, thnks mangaegesment)
22. Docking
Its like building with some lego bricks, but the bricks are highly explosive and moving at very fast uncontrollable speeds. So, you will accomplish nothing(except for explosions those are pretty lit). Find another way to spaceship, Jeb lives matter.
23. Space X and smarters peoples
Ifs yous wants to space. Hire somone else to does it fors you. Like NASA, when was the last time they actually made a working spaceships. Just throw monies at someones and haves them do it. (Disclaimer) Said someones may takes credit for your works make sure put name on everythigns, and gives lots monies. Also spaces be dangersous plz no explodes for legal reasons. (End Disclaimer)
30. Space Warfare
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my spaceship, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Jebidaiah, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in space warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US Space forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this solar system, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Space Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥
Help FAQ and other Trash
So I have browsed the comment section and found that some of you have had problems in you space adventures. In the event of a massive malfuction return to step one and completely restart your endevaor. It is currently believed that there are sabotours sabotagers saboturings okay forget people who breaks the ships. Also, im not sure how reproductive organs are finding themselves inside spaceship parts and other common appliances. Our best researchers are working on that now! they aren’t so heck you and han solo dies
Coming Soon, More Stuff! *Jk like I’m gonna update this*
Why are you reading this, I have not put in the new stuff yet. Feel free to suggest randomy things but important things.