Overview
Im sick of hearing all of these people saying smite is not enjoyable. Its not Hirez’ fault š it never is. (No sarcasm intended)its your fault.Here is a lovely guide, showing you how to enjoy smite!
A typical example…
“I have recently started playing Smite, and I’m noticing that a lot of players join queues in premade parties and thus destroying randoms, and this is giving me a headache. I have no friends who play Smite and I have no clue where to meet people who do, I’m hoping I can find people here who will help make my Smite experience more fun”
YOU DONT NEED FRIENDS TO PLAY SMITE.
Make the gods your friends specifically ANUBIS.
Here is the definition for the word FRIEND!
friend
noun
a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.
When you play smite you do not have mutual affection with the person you are playing with since they are your teammates and in smite you do not need teammates you just need god’s.
Here is the definition for the word GOD!
God
noun
1.(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
2.a greatly admired or influential person.
As i said before all you need are gods, you dont need friends, and surely, you would want to be best mates with a god that has supreme control over his worshippers rather than a “friend” Ahh so pathetic.
After all you dont need teammates!
A great guy!
He is a great guy, he loves to make friends and end his enemies lifes with brutality and no mercy. He is a very good god and can play any role, I bet you knew who he was already but if you didnt already guess! Its your friendly pal anubis!
an example of a salty prick!
“I was playing as janus against an anubis, and he was just bullying me. His 3 does lots of damage even if you’re only in it for 1 or 2 ticks, and he forces you to buy santuary for his combo. If I got ganked, it was a guaranteed kill. So is he good? And if not how do I counter him?”
What a salty noob do you now what this kid is just jealous. He is jealous because you are having so much fun with such a hard god to play! He wishes he could beat your ultimate skills but he cannot, becasue if you get good with anubis you will excell in all areas!
Support
Anubis is a great Support, becasue you know the best offence is the best defence!
Solo
A good solo laner needs lots of sustain in battle, they must be able to take a lot of damage and do a lot of slow bursts. Well anubis is great in the solo lane becasue he has none of these things.
The thing is he could just instakill them, I mean that would solve the problem right?
Middle
You know why he is good here.
ADC
Great in ADC for the same reason as why he is good in middle.
Jungle
As you have seen from the salty janus, anubis is great at ganking, I mean thats what he is made for right. His 2-1 combo can wipe out any opponent and remember he can use his ULT through a wall! forget about the jungle camps because your going to be getting all of your XP off of the noob in middle lane.
2 amazing examples of goof anubis players!
lol