Overview
time to get yelled at by the entire universe
buckle up boys, we’re gettin dirty.
sterilize those feet and those hands, cause we’re fistin and kickin boys, this ain’t your usual fetash rollin in on you on the “you may enjoy” in the right corner of your hentai suggestions, no boi.
T H I S I S C E N T U R I O N (which is better tbh)
You wanna be MLG right? you want to step onto that “battle”field and have everyone know who you are, and have everyone gank you until you genuinely want to kill yourself cower and run in fear from your power and skill, right?
well go play a different game, because today we’re learning centurion.
are you itchin for a fistin?
damn right you are. If you care about winning, centurion doesnt. this guy doesnt even need to hurt you to give you a cancer infected brain tumor, hit or not he’ll punch you rith in the mouth like that british guy on xbox live threatened to do to you back in 5th grade.
you think backin up and hiding will save you boi? hell no. This guy just watched the movie 300 and thinks “THIS IS SPARTA” memes are still funny, he will dash-kick you all day until your nuts are in your throat.
Oh you dodged his 100th kick? too bad lil boi, because that means he can instantly stab you in the face with a faster than a speed boosted lucio blows his load.
how to rek a scrub 101
so since you wish to surgically attach your foot to the chest-region of literally everybody, what makes that spooky? besides getting shanked by a light?
you better have your doritos ready, because if he can grab those exposed nipples of yours after those lights, and if hes near the penetration wall, better just get up, and walk away, because then, ITS OVER.
he’s gonna sensually SLAM you against that wall, and penetrate you with that sword, its unblockable so enjoy taking 420% increased damage.
and due to you not giving him the time of his life, he will punch you to the ground, and force-♥♥♥♥ you by leaping ontop of you.
its not over yet boys.
what if you get some cheeky scrub throwin blades at you? PARRY THAT and SLAP THAT LIKE GUARD BREAK BUTTON, you will have successfully let that player smell your knee, and such a smell, killed their stamina, and you can get a spicy heavy off of that, and punch them in the mouth, for not sniffing long enoufh that is.
but remember boys, with great fists comes great responsibility, and by that, I mean the ability to ignore the 100 messages of hate sent every 5 seconds by the people that are angered that you just fisted them to death faster than they could spam you to death.
feels good man
if you followed these steps, you are now MLG, and you are part of the 1% of people who play centurion and respect those who do, if you see a centurion, compliment him on simply dealing with the people who hate him and choose to voice how much they hate him, hug a cent, help pay rent.
how 2 get good in video format
I should probably link my channel, I upload wednesday my dudes https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbhH7bJS8RMPJWxMB-Lxy0Q?
should probably promote my steam group too [link]