Overview
alright guys the secret is out, I will finally tell you all the secret, how to become pro at For Honor, you will never die, and you will be considered MLG by everyone in the community.
gotta be mlg some how, get supplies.
aight you gonna need a mtn dew, and a bag of doritos
heck, if you’re dank you’ll smoke weed too.
aight, how you gonna be mlg tho?
so you got the dew and the deetz, what else you need?
gotta choose who you gonna be pro with boi
and since we all know how to be pro in for honor is by turtling, thats the first secret
selecting your canc-er i mean dank character
aight so since you wanna be a pro turtle (for those of you who dont know, a turtle, i n this game, is someone who doesnt play the game, wastes your time, makes you attack so the essence of their mountain dew-ritos powers them, allowing them to kill you with one combo)
so who is canc- dang, uh, pro enough, to turtle and never die?
be a scrublord lawbringer, he has millions of hp, never takes damage, and will actually give people aids who are forced to fight him with his combos
waste everyones time as conq, they try to hit? you disbalance them with your in-need-of-but-will-never-get-a- nerf shield, so then you can just keep shield bashing them and getting a free hit
advanced part
be a warden, but this will require you to give up all of your skill and ability, and the knowledge that all you need to do is vortex them
noob-ushi you basically just poke people and they cant stop you.
raider, he drains more stam than cent and does it quicker, but people still complain about cent, so play raider, use his stupid combo, make sure to turtle, gg
dankism achieved
you are now a for honor pro, with your own youtube channel and ability to say “Salty” to anyone who says anything about your main, good job bois, go forth, ruin the community more!
I should probably link my channel, I upload wednesday my dudes https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbhH7bJS8RMPJWxMB-Lxy0Q?
should probably promote my steam group too [link]