Overview
This is a small little guide on the people who play Dirty Bomb. This guide is mainly for laughs, so if you (for some reason) get offended by something, please for the love of god keep your opinion to yourself. I hope you enjoy.
Well Hello There, Beautiful
Today i would like to welcome you to this wonderful game known as Dirty Bomb. Here in Dirty Bomb (or DB for short) You will meet a variety of people who are all terrible in thier own little ways (and thats why we love them). So sit back, relax, get your doritoes, your bleach, your fedora and your noose. And lets begin
The Newb
The Newb is a player who just got the game. They are fresh out of the tutorial and have come to play with the big boys. They usually have no idea what they are doing and will do some very questionable things. They mainly play: Skyhammer, Aura, and whoever is in rotation.
The Casual
The Casual is a player who doesn`t focus on winning. He/She won`t care about what merc to play as or worry about the objective. They play for fun. They mainly play almost any merc
The Tryhard
The Tryhard is the opposite of The Casual. These sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want to win by any means neccesary. When they don`t get what they want, they complain and cry like they are six years old. Sadly they take up most of the community. They mainly play Vassili, Phantom, Fletcher, Proxy, Kira, Skyhammer
The Worshiper
Oh boy, The Worshiper. The Worshiper is a player who plays one merc and that merc only. They think that the merc they play is the best and that anyone who doesn`t play it is a filthy peasent. These guys mainly play Proxy, Kira, and Fletcher
when you insult a worshipers favorite merc
The Hacker
The Hackers are players that i don`t have alot of expierience with. Hackers are those players who use some sort of program online that gives them an unfair advantage. According to the community, DB is rampant with hackers, yet i don`t usually see alot of them
The Complainer
These guys are the worst. They complain about everyone in the community in the game. And even go so far to make forums or even a GUIDE. These guys are the scum of the earth and should be burning in hell.
Hey wait a minute…
Idea by: JRMC, Geo, and Wumpus
The Forum “Player”
The Forum “Player” is a person who doesn`t play the game at all and just uses the forums. They are kind of like a mix of The Worshiper, The Tryhard, and The Complainer. They all usually have one opinion and will stand for that opinion on the discussions no matter what
Idea by: Nayser
The Glitch Hunter
These guys spend the match trying to find game breaking glitches and bugs. They mainly play Proxy, Aura, and Kira
Idea by: Silver136
The Proffessional
These guys are very good at the game. They know how to take objectives, they know all the maps in and out, they know how to play as almost any merc, etc. These guys mainly play as Proxy, Bushwacker, Fletcher, Aura, Pheonix, Sparks, Sawbonez, Skyhammer, Arty, Kira, and Stoker
The “Social” Player
The “Social” Player does not play to well… play. They mainly play to use the chat. They will usually try to die as quick as possible to try to have a conversation with others on the server. These guys aren`t very common around the community. They mainly play as: Aura, Proxy, and Kira
Idea by: Sir Cookie
The CS:GO Player
Fresh out of Counter Strike these players are very accurate. They can land headshots easily as if they were a living aimbot. They are weak to explosives, turrets and phantom. They mainly play Vassili, Aimee, and Redeye
Idea By: SlapHappy
The Quick Player
The Quick Player is that guy that never uses the server browser. This can sometimes effect his performance because of the chance he will end up in a server that is far from his region. They will play almost any merc
Conclusion
There are alot of diffrent players in the community that i can`t adress all in one day. So this guide is going to be Ongoing as i come up with new players to talk about. Please enjoy the stuff that is currently in the guide. I am having a really good time making it. “See ya` later”- Phantom