Overview
Want to know how to have no imagination in a RPG-esque game that has character customization yet for some reason you just draw a blank slate in your mind and decide to recreate an exact copy of someone else? Then this guide is perfect for you!
The only single step to this guide: Be a stale dork.
So yeah you just bought an RPG-ish DBZ game and you’re given the choice to make your own special person, but nope you decide to JUST recreate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Goku or Piccolo or TRUNKS, whom by the way is NOT COOL and really sucks, or Gohan OR JUST SOMEONE THAT’S ALREADY IN THE SHOW. You can play ALMOST every major/semi-major DBZ character in the game itself already so WHY IN THE LOVE OF YAHWEH ARE YOU RECREATING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOKU!? YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE POWER AT THE TIP OF YOUR FINGERS TO MAKE YOUR OWN UNIQUE Z-FIGHTER COOL DUDE BUT NOOOO I JUST HAVE TO MAKE A PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ TRUNKS BECAUSE I HAVE THE TYPE OF AUTISM THAT DOESN’T GIVE ME CREATIVITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally just Piccolo with different eyes
IT’S JUST TRUNKS WITH DIFFERENT CLOTHES
Secret bonus step: Be an edgy dweeb
So your brain sparked with imagination for like a nanosecond but the first thought was, “DUUUH YEAH I WANT RED AND BLACK GOHKOO DUUUURR” so then you make an almost exact clone but with that teenage angst touch applied to it.
le edgy goku cut my life into pieces Dx
buy me Xenoverse 2
Well that’s the end of the guide. This game is pretty old though and the sequel is already out so who knows how many more copypasta twerps are in that one. Maybe someone should buy it for me so I could observe this fine specimens and make a fancy report on them.
Also here’s a shameless plug to something else I made because Trunks is GARBAGE
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