Overview
WARNING: The following content was created for humorous purposes and is not intended to ridicule the image of Phillip Jack Brooks A.K.A. CM Punk. If this content offends you, please stop reading it right here. Hello WWE fans,in that THING ( i dunno how to name it lol) we will ask ourselves one question: Are CM Punk is illuminati?
I.Hypothesis
CM Punk is confirmed illuminati.
II.Explanation
Phillip Jack Brooks is known in WWE Universe as CM Punk.
CM Punk stands for Chicago Made Punk.
Chicago is a town in USA, and it’s also known as Windy City.
CM Punk is former wrestler, so he was fighting, so he is warrior from Windy City.
Warrior from Windy city = Windy City Warrior.
Abbreviation for Windy City Warrior is WCW.
WCW.
WCW is also abbreviation for World Championship Wrestling
WCW=WCW
WCW have 3 letters.
He also won WWE World Heavyweight Championship 3 times.
WCW=3
WCW=3
WWE World Heavyweight Championships=3
III.Proposal
CM Punk= ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IV.Credits
Hope u enjoyed this sick THING guys.
I want to thank for Google Translator for that “epic” English.
Have a nice day 🙂
PS.Regards for CM Punk, u r the best m8!