-BEE JOKES FOR GRIM MAINS- [BUFFED EDITION]

-PART 1-

Have you ever been to Stingapore? 🇸🇬
To bee or not to bee, that is the question.❓
I’m just winging it.🐝
Beehive yourself.
What did you say? You’re so mumble-bee.
I would like wasa-bee with my sushi. 🍣
Leave me alone. I want to bee alone.
You and I, we were meant to bee.
Quit pollen my leg. 🦵
Did you get the syla-buzz for your classes?
She means bees-ness.
Do you want to play fris-bee? 🥏
Her favorite book is the Great Gats-bee.
He loves a good free-bee.
Can I have some bumble gum?
Bee puns really sting. 🐝
You’re so snob-bee.
Hop on the school-buzz and go for a ride. 🚌
Don’t forget to say hive to your honey. 🍯
It’s time to take your Vitamin Bee. 🅱️
I want to cross-pollinate with you.
Bee mine. 💛
It’s party time, bee-tches! 👯‍♀️
Just bee yourself.

The last thing that goes through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield is its stinger.
Bee’s favorite painter is Pablo Bee-casso. 🎨
What’s all the buzz about?
You’ve bee-witched me.
Wasp on Earth are you talking about? ⁉️
Psst. I’m bee-hind you. 👨‍👦
Hey, mind your own beeswax.
Did you know hive never felt this bee-fore?
You’re not too shab-bee yourself.
Do you want to come to our house-swarming party? 🏠
I feel like a zom-bee. 🧟
Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. 🥰
Bees get ahead in life by knowing all the right buzzwords. ⭐
She’s a force to bee reckoned with.
Life is not all it’s cracked up to bee.
He didn’t hive a clue.
Honeycomb home now. It’s getting late. 🍯
As luck would hive it, I got the promotion!
Talking to you feels like pollen teeth. 🦷
Those bees got into a sticky situation.
You’re the bees knees.
Look in the arc-hives. ⬢⬢⬢
Sending you my swarmest wishes. 💌
I can’t bee-lieve I’ve pollen in love with you. 😍
You need to bee on your best beehive-ior.
Buzz off. 🚶
Bees love the honeymoon phase of a relationship. 💑🏻
Bee the change you want to see in the world. 🌎

Perhaps I’ve never seen a hummingbird, but I have seen a spelling bee. 💬
Honey, I’m stuck on you. 🍯
Did you know that you’re bee-utiful. 🤩
Everything will bee okay. 👌
Do you want to try my LG Bee Tea? ☕
I would rather bee reading. 📚
Don’t worry, bee happy. 😃
Bee-lieve in yourself.
Won’t you bee my friend? 👦🏼👱🏼
If truth bee told, this is a lot of bee puns. 🐝🐝🐝
Do I hive to paint you a picture to understand?
You need to hive your head examined.
Let’s go to the bee-ch. 🏖️
Honey, bee careful. 🍯 🐝
That bee droned on and on.
Tony Stark is a bee-llioner 💵
It sure is swarm out today. ▒
Hive it your way. ⬢
Take me under your wings. ✈️
Have I told you about the birds and the bees? 🐦🐝
Well, I’ll bee.
Looks can bee deceiving.
Honey, I’m home! 🐝🏠
Tap into that hive mind. ⬢
I need to call my hub-bee.
I don’t hive a clue.
Beetween you and me, it’s time to buzz on out of here.
Hive had enough of these funny bee puns. 🐝

-PART 2-

Q: Who's the most viewed R6 youtuber?
A: Bee-kiniBodhi 👙

Q: What is the perfect strategy?
A: RUSH BEE 🅱️ 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Q: Will you get Black ice?
A: May-bee... 🤷‍♂️

Q: What’s a bee’s favorite band?
A: The Bee Gees

Q: What’s your blood type?
A: Bee positive. 🅱️➕

Q: What’s a bee’s favorite sports?
A: Rug-bee. 🏈

Q: What do you a call a bee that won’t shut up?
A: A blab-bee. 🗯🗯🗯

Q: What does a bee use to style its hair?
A: A honey comb. 🍯

Q: Why did the bee go to the doctor?
A: It had hives. 👨‍⚕️

Q: What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?
A: A buzz cut. 👨‍🦲

Q: What did the teacher say to the naughty bee?
A: Beehive yourself. 👨‍🏫

Q: What do you call a wasp?
A: A wanna-bee. 🐝

Q: What did the team do after it won?
A: Celebrate with a hive five. 🙏

Q: Who is a bee’s favorite singer?
A: Bee-yonce. 👩🏽

Q: What do you call a loser?
A: A cry ba-bee. 😭

Q: What are a bee’s favorite flowers?
A: Bee-gonias, of course. 🌹

Q: What do you call a bee who creates laws?
A: A pollentician. 👨🏻‍⚖️

Q: What does a bee call its backup plan?
A: Plan Bee. 🅱️

Q: Why do bees hum when they’re singing?
A: They don’t know the words. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Q: What did the bee hear on the other end of the phone?
A: A buzzy signal. ☎️

Q: Why do bees get married?
A: Because they’ve found their honey. 🤗

Q: What do you say when you win a game of bingo?
A: Bee-ngo! 👌

Q: How can I make my setup much cooler?
A: With RG-Bee 🔴🟢🐝

Q: What’s a clumsy bee called?
A: A fumble bee. 🥴

I! BEE-COME SO NUMB!
I CAN'T BEEL YOU THERE
BEE-COME SO TIRED
SO MUCH BEE JOKES HERE
-Linkin Park

-PART 3-

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Source (of most of the jokes): 100 Bee Puns and Jokes[www.redbubble.com]