Death-Unleashes-My-Bunnies Syndrome

Death-Unleashes-My-Bunnies syndrome, or D-U-M-B syndrome, is an affliction that mainly attacks the players SPACE-button finger after a kill has been attained. Tormenting most at short- to mid-range, this is often detected by the involved. Other reported buttons associated with this condition are ENTER, 7, R, E, P ,O ,R and T.

Since it happens in the presence of the involved and others, it can be discovered quickly and treated properly. However, there has been reports of the disease evolving immunity to available treatments. There is to this day only one treatment that still has effect, although it has lost potency.

If you or someone you know have three of the following symptoms, use stabba injection. Please contact an enforcer friend if you are not one, and request stabba injection. Use until stunned, then execute. If no enforcer is present, execution of inflicted is still vital. Seek help afterwards.

The following symptoms have occured with the inflicted.

Major symptoms:
- Jumping more than twice after a kill
- Spamming district chat with requests to report an opponent
- Ceaseless whispering to said opponent, pointing out hacks
- Followed by ignoring said opponent before they answer
- Harassing opponents after completing mission

Moderate symptoms:
- Jumping twice after kill
- Requesting everyone to report opponent few times or once
- Minor harassment after mission

Minor symptoms:
- Jumping once after kill

Related Illnesses/Symptoms:
Ragequitting
Trolling
Bunnyhopping
Trump

*UPDATE*
AFTER LONG RESEARCH AND INVESTIGATION, EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT ROUGHLY 75% OF ALL D-U-M-B DISEASED ARE PORTRAYED FEMALE
20% ARE ESTIMATED TO PORTRAY A MALE AND THE LAST 5% ARE UNIDENTIFIED OR BEAST

To stop this illness from spreading, the diseased must be aware of their condition and understand it in order to recover. They will need intensive therapy and be watched over at all times. If their delusion and torment are in a critical state, the only approach is putting them down.

if you believe you are experiencing some mildly D-U-M-B related symptoms, it can be stopped and fully treated before it develops. Follow these tricks:

* Don't jump after killing someone unless required. (Following are requirements: obstacles)

* Don't use district chat to convince other to report. Let people report on their own.

* Use /whisper with good sense. One unbiased message pointing out your accusation is sensible, no need to go crazy. Don't spam opponent with claims like: "reported aimbot+video, 100% accuracy no miss"

* Don't put opponents on ignore right after you type to them through whisper, don't whisper at all if you don't want their attention.

* Don't harass people after a mission has been completed. The following are considered harassment:
- Stalking them (Extreme)
- Ramming them with your vehicle (Major)
- Emptying magazines on them (Moderate)
- Getting up close and aiming at them while they are refilling ammo or standing idle (Mild)
- Teabagging or other unnecessary movements (Mild)

Natural, alternative healing procedures.

Please keep away and cool off from APB Reloaded. Take some time to perform less stressful activities. Recommended to go outside and keep yourself in pleasant nature. Drugging yourself or getting high for limited relief not recommended.

I thank these particular players for giving me the courage to make this guide. Without you, I would never have taken the time to do this. Thank you.

I would also like to keep everyone in mind that i am not against reporting, and i want all hackers gone as well. But remember that you don't need to tell everyone in the district who or why you are reporting.