Game Cheats

GESUNDHEIT - Gives you 100% health, also repairs cars if damaged
GUNSGUNSGUNS - Gives you all weapons
IFIWEREARICHMAN - Gives you $250,000
TURTOISE or TORTOISE - Gives you 100% armor

ITSALLGOINGMAAAD - Pedestrians start attacking eachother (IRREVERSIBLE!)
NOBODYLIKESME - Pedestrians want to kill you (IRREVERSIBLE!)
WEAPONSFORALL - All pedestrians carry weapons
MOREPOLICEPLEASE - Increases wanted level by 2 stars
NOPOLICEPLEASE - Removes wanted level

TIMEFLIESWHENYOU - Speeds up game speed (IRREVERSIBLE!)
MADWEATHER - Very fast ingame clock
BOOOOORING - Slows down game speed (IRREVERSIBLE!)
SKINCANCERFORME - Clears weather
ILIKESCOTLAND - Cloudy weather
ILOVESCOTLAND - Rainy weather
PEASOUP - Foggy weather

BANGBANGBANG - All cars explode
ANICESETOFWHEELS - All cars go invisible, only have wheels
CHITTYCHITTYBB - Cars get the ability to fly (applies to Rhino)
CORNERSLIKEMAD - Improves car handling. Makes car jump by pressing the HORN button.
NASTYLIMBSCHEAT - Improves gore (Note: No message or sound confirms this cheat but it works)

GIVEUSATANK - Spawns a Rhino
ILIKEDRESSINGUP - Claude changes to other character models (civillians, main characters, police, etc.)