Overview
So, you’re interesting in becoming a better smite player? Well look no further. In this guide, I’ll show you how to play the best gods in the best ways with the best builds on the best maps. And by all of that, I mean Vamana. You’re learning Vamana.
Step 1: Obtain Vamana
Ok, so you’ve made an account and you’re in game. Cool. Now use what little favor you have to buy this ♥♥♥♥♥ slayer. After purchasing (or renting, you cheap piece of ♥♥♥♥) this beast of a dwarf, watch the victories come flying in. Now, Vamana is a god easy to play, impossible to master. Except for me, ofcourse. I am best Vamana. If you think otherwise, my IGN is Psyico and I’ll 1v1 you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. In addition, you will also want to buy the “Lil’ Mana” skin. This will subsequently make your K/D/A 4.20 times better. After buying Vamana and Lil’ Mana, you’re going to want to queue up for a 3v3.
Step 2: Play Vamana
Now you’re in the game, and you’re probably thinking, “Wow, my team is full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥”. And you’re entitled to think so. When you play Vamana, you have all rights to act like a condescending ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to everyone. Because lets face it, you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Vamana. When you play Vamana, you are never wrong. K.S = Killing Scrubs. To start off your game, you’re going to want to buy Death’s Toll and a Potion of Physical Might. For your relic, you’re going to want to by Frenzy. Then, you go and invade the red buff. If you ever either A) Lose Red or B) Die, remember that its your teams fault. You are perfect. By mid game, you should have a K/D/A greater than 12. If you dont, uninstall pl0x. After your victory (Again, if you lose, please refer to the previous sentence) you’re going to want to only play Vamana until you gey him diamond. Prepare yourself for the BM that will follow
Step 3: ?????
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Step 4: Profit
Now go out there and win, champ. You can thank me later ;D
